tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-296260382012-02-01T16:10:21.500-05:00Darnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08330894764371715986noreply@blogger.comBlogger1951100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29626038.post-52951457728061647422008-02-04T19:49:00.000-05:002008-02-05T02:14:28.234-05:00

jase: Wow, I learned from AMC all you need to tell a story is fish eye lenses and forced perspective, not dialogue.Darn: I hate those characters. I hate the stories they tell with them.Darn: Hate hate hatejase: Look, let's clutch each other while looking at Ryan.jase: Look, Ryan, hold me though you no longer know me while we both gaze lovingly at either each other or Kendall, but above all, SAY

jasehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10230422960992080105noreply@blogger.com340tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29626038.post-14281449502685502862008-01-14T16:46:00.000-05:002008-01-14T18:16:28.527-05:00

Or The Marcie VS. Todd Debate. Basically Jase and I disagree on the whole situation. Our friendship hangs in the balance!Oh yes before we begin I just want it known that OLTL is running on all cylinders at the moment. Truly I can say without hyperbole that it's the best soap on the air.Jase: Rex and Adriana admitting their fault is so good.Darn: Yeah, that'll satisfy the complainers.Jase: It

Darnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08330894764371715986noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29626038.post-43013593676484842262008-01-14T01:41:00.000-05:002008-01-14T17:46:40.985-05:00

Awwwwwww...That picture is just too cute for words.If you're a regular ABC Daytime viewer you might be unaware that Debbi Morgan and Darnell Williams, the legendary Angie and Jesse Hubbard, daytime's first (and frankly, only) black supercouple is returning to All My Children this week. I'm sure you're well aware that THE REAL GREENLEE RETURNS IN THREEEEEEEEEEE DAYS! because as we all know

Darnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08330894764371715986noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29626038.post-42477907373387852342008-01-11T22:39:00.000-05:002008-01-14T01:42:38.487-05:00

Dear Brittany Underwood, During last year's unbelievably godawful "Prom Night" storyline on OLTL (sorry, but it was), we (Darn and Jase) gave you and Jason Tam a lot of crap for your goofy-ass musical performance. Your story seemed really ridiculous to us and a waste of space. It was (to us), but you weren't. You, or someone posing as you, posted a reply on our blog entry saying you were

jasehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10230422960992080105noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29626038.post-3422040488437466632007-10-11T13:11:00.001-04:002007-10-11T13:19:50.816-04:00

(click to enlarge)Jack's head, I'd like you to meet your new body. Say hello!You gotta be KIDDING me with this shit.I might watch this if only for the lolz.

Darnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08330894764371715986noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29626038.post-62168956322281208692007-08-30T05:05:00.000-04:002007-08-30T05:14:05.095-04:00

uh ohs.EASTENDERScoming soontop image @ Big Pictures.

jasehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10230422960992080105noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29626038.post-28149702051418828752007-08-29T21:07:00.000-04:002007-08-29T22:04:58.020-04:00

Voice of God, pal! Do what I say, boomer. Mmm, I need fiber. And virgin blood....Is it just me, or has anyone else noticed that when Kale Browne (a.k.a. Jill Farren Phelps' former mantoy a.k.a. the insufferable Sam Rappaport on OLTL) does his usual Hospital Voice Of God schtick on GH and Night Shift so he can pay the rent each month, he is constantly calling out for different female doctors,

jasehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10230422960992080105noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29626038.post-42266039395817617342007-08-23T03:29:00.000-04:002007-08-23T03:30:32.274-04:00

Hooray for boredom and serendipity! Last week's Night Shift was almost totally unmentionable and unremarkable - fortunately, it is part of a doubly unremarkable two-parter! Therefore, I shall cover both as one yet again in the next several days! Also coming soon: An OLTL post. We swear! Good night.

jasehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10230422960992080105noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29626038.post-24380129001480791512007-08-15T22:46:00.000-04:002007-08-15T23:46:14.012-04:00

Friday, 2 PM EST, CBS.So now then.I haven't followed the ATWT story with Luke and Noah that closely. I've been pretty cynical about it, because we've been burned before. Before Nuke, all ATWT had was Jack and Carly's two lesbian daughters. I thought the guy taking over as Luke last year, Van Hansis, seemed pretty cute but bland and not that strong an actor. I thought the stuff they gave him

jasehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10230422960992080105noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29626038.post-91226364198013779002007-08-14T01:01:00.000-04:002007-08-15T02:21:20.159-04:00

jase: I must not title my Night Shift entry "Flower Drum Vagina."Darn: It's better than "Sucky Sucky Five Doctor"jase: OH THAT'S GOOD.It's The Mime Who Raped Sylvia on Little House on the Prairie! He's back for seconds and he wants Kelly! No, it's the Carver! The Showtime After Dark rape mime is clearly the cause of Kelly's rampant sex madness! Next I want someone to try to escape a hospital

jasehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10230422960992080105noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29626038.post-25390093563838275622007-08-08T19:13:00.000-04:002007-08-08T19:16:26.701-04:00

We all knew the offer was coming, let's face it. I try to "alert" people on the, how you say, "mailing list," but I think I always do it wrong. I'm no good with that shit. All thumbs. Like the neanderthal! Did he not have thumbs?So anyway, I am wrung out and tired from some work this past week, and I did not have time to blog the last Night Shift yet, and I am too exhausted to do it right

jasehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10230422960992080105noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29626038.post-90479606078406652372007-08-01T20:24:00.000-04:002007-08-01T22:13:22.693-04:00

HORK!! HORK!! Get on the good foot! UNNH!!Finally, the first appearance of phantom cast member, Andy the Mildly Hot Anesthesiologist. Not as hot as his picture, but that's okay. Andy plays Sandman to the night shift staff by giving them happy zzz gas in between surgeries. Whatever. Does everyone have to be at least vaguely incompetent? This shit is verging on, like, Torchwood.This week on

jasehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10230422960992080105noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29626038.post-46771969963013481022007-07-29T23:00:00.000-04:002007-07-29T23:03:14.879-04:00

So jase got this comment on one of his entries: Please spread the word on the Y&R botcott that is happening on the week of August 20th.Here are the official details:GET THE WORD OUT- THERE WILL BE A WEEK-LONG BOYCOTT OF "THE YOUNG & THE RESTLESS BEGINNING AUGUST 20THTELL EVERYONE YOU KNOW WHO WATCHES Y&R TO WATCH General Hospital that week.It's not enough that we not watch YR that week. We, must

Darnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08330894764371715986noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29626038.post-85764937379251573212007-07-25T21:40:00.000-04:002007-07-26T02:07:56.175-04:00

Episode 2 of Night Shift was evidently brought to you by the National Association Of Unbelievably Simplistic Civil Rights Commentary on Gunshy Daytime Television. This (past) week, Toussaint carefully kneads his mop and reminisces about the Good Old Days, mean old Dr. Ford blames Nurse Regina for singlehandedly destroying all the progress made by "the race" (I swear) in the last fifty or so

jasehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10230422960992080105noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29626038.post-11990831944851744882007-07-18T22:17:00.001-04:002007-07-19T01:24:01.746-04:00

The HOT SEXY CAST of the new General Hospital spinoff "Night Shift."Let's get this out of the way first: OH MY GOD IT IS A SHITTY CHICK ROCK COVER OF "NIGHT SHIFT." What the fuck, guys. What the fuck. Okay, moving along to the show......I actually really enjoyed it. It was not the height of great soap opera. Like, at all. It was not Claire Labine, it was not Harding Lemay, it was probably

jasehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10230422960992080105noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29626038.post-40689665098704493922007-07-12T20:13:00.000-04:002007-07-18T08:53:13.128-04:00

MEANWHILE, BACK AT HEADQUARTERS"Hark, brother! I sense peril!""Yours is but a flight of fancy, Richard! I sense nothing!""Nay, Peter! A strangeness comes over us...just as in all the times of legend past!""I...I feel it too, Richard! A steel that makes us hot from within! The burning time has returned! We must secure the village! The women and children!""Once again young Henry attempts to

jasehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10230422960992080105noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29626038.post-48352139327454952562007-07-12T09:45:00.000-04:002007-07-12T09:52:12.629-04:00

You can either profit by this...or be destroyed.

jasehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10230422960992080105noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29626038.post-65594957011755237822007-07-09T22:46:00.000-04:002007-07-12T09:23:38.210-04:00

Okay so it's late. Okay so it's really really late. I got tiiiiredd y'all. Don't hate. Don't hate. Um, anyway, regardless, this is the first of two entries to wind up the failed experiment that was "Darn and I switch networks," in which I did, and he...really didn't. Blame him, I do! But regardless, I owe you guys one more Y&R entry. Technically it should only have covered two weeks ago

jasehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10230422960992080105noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29626038.post-37915419282733348242007-07-07T17:43:00.000-04:002007-07-07T18:02:20.550-04:00

...So I'm not doing my final Y&R and GL posts like I should be right now, because I'm watching Live Earth all day. Just like with Live 8, I love to watch the more obscure foreign concerts in Tokyo, Brazil, Shanghai, Hamburg, etc. with acts I've never heard of that are so exotic and interesting. Toni Collette and her band were amazing in Sydney. And frankly, it beats Madonna embarrassing

jasehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10230422960992080105noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29626038.post-78067437088615742442007-07-03T00:32:00.000-04:002007-07-03T00:33:19.778-04:00

Yeah, so I'm still behind. I am too depressed by current govt events. Sorry. Soon, promise.

jasehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10230422960992080105noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29626038.post-6687586720769097922007-07-01T19:29:00.000-04:002007-07-02T00:14:10.215-04:00

"Look, Betty, don't start up with your white zone shit again. There's just no stopping in a white zone.""Oh, really, Vernon? Why pretend? We both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion."Ohhhh good times. I have been preoccupied all week long with job-hunting and doing a special week of GL and Y&R recaps - and Darn was going to be my counterpart by doing the

jasehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10230422960992080105noreply@blogger.com49tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29626038.post-23939797265916967932007-06-30T14:45:00.001-04:002007-06-30T14:48:43.217-04:00

St. Joooohhnnnnn!!! Run, playboy, run!Had it. Had. it.kthnx.

jasehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10230422960992080105noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29626038.post-88424633408089962262007-06-29T21:59:00.000-04:002007-06-30T01:46:30.512-04:00

See? Priest. eheheheheheh.Where would GL be without Bradley fucking Cole? Jeffrey the CIA Agent Prince Imposter Brilliant Attorney Date Rapist is the only one in town, Reva says, who could ever possibly figure out her and Jonathan's brilliant ruse! No one else! It's impossible! They don't have the Rubik's Cube brain that the amaaaaazing Jeffrey has! The thing is, this whole drama of

jasehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10230422960992080105noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29626038.post-46844741400201691182007-06-29T01:09:00.000-04:002007-06-29T02:44:20.139-04:00

Nikki Newman...has been running for public office. For state Senate. I...did not think Nikki Newman could drive a car. Or do long division. But never mind. Never...never mind.So, um. This post covers Monday and Tuesday of Y&R, my first of two posts blogging this week's worth of shows. I divvied them up like this for two reasons: One, the remainder of the week's episodes are centered around

jasehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10230422960992080105noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29626038.post-35888465872011172442007-06-28T01:54:00.000-04:002007-06-28T04:19:21.105-04:00

Guess who's back! Back again! Reva's Back! Tell a friend! Honk if you love punch and paahhh! OOOOHHH ah love punch and paahhh! Reva Gotta Eat! Fuck the budget cuts across the board, fuck holiday break, Reva needs her pay raise! Buzz and Holly can go hunnnnggggry! Bud! Bud, turn me ovah! Honk if you love coun-treeee!! HOOONKKK!! HOOOOOONNNNNKKKK!!!!!Oh Mama no. This, this is what I

jasehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10230422960992080105noreply@blogger.com18tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29626038.post-5823939135025489762007-06-27T01:13:00.000-04:002007-06-27T03:41:01.916-04:00

Down on Main Street Springfield, shit be poppin'! Brang yo frenz, we got blue Kool-Aid.Yeah, so seriously - that "Main Street" place which is one of like GL's six remaining sets? It looks like Studio 54, and Zoom and MTV's The Grind (with Eric Nies!) all got together and had a fucked-up, drug-fueled threesome, and then nine months later, Main Street Springfield was their mutant two headed baby

jasehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10230422960992080105noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29626038.post-56532596990605095572007-06-25T18:39:00.001-04:002007-06-26T02:10:43.384-04:00

Seriously, who the fuck are these people?! Bert don't know. Bert don't care.So. Uh. Guiding Light...has changed since I used to keep up with it. Very few Bauers. The long, boring reign of Danny/Michelle and the Santoses (Santi? No, let's not invoke that) has ended. Phillip, still dead. Is he dead still? I don't know. Laura Wright has gone to Port Charles and been replaced by this drag queen.

jasehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10230422960992080105noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29626038.post-67486574910340351402007-06-25T15:55:00.000-04:002007-06-26T02:20:46.412-04:00

Now imagine that less smiley and more black. This is gonna be fun! Yeah! I'm pumped! A whole week of being forced to watch OLTL! I AM SO THRILLED BY THE POSSIBILITIES!I hate you, jase.I actually watch OLTL pretty regularly. Regular like a woman's cycle. 3 days out of a month. Was that gross? Sorry.FIRST OF ALL, I used to watch OLTL daily when Jen was alive and I am sorry but this shit

Darnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08330894764371715986noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29626038.post-65622198109470140892007-06-24T20:43:00.000-04:002007-06-25T20:30:37.912-04:00

'A Pimp Named Hunley,' it's a phrase, like 'A Tribe Called Quest, A Man Called Horse!' Say it with me one time!Yeah, I got them letters. I got 'em right here. Right up in hurr. Oh, you want them? Oh, you want the - you want my letters? You want my letters, Brady? You want 'em, then you know what you - I know you know what you got to do for me, I ain't gonna say it outright, I know you know

jasehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10230422960992080105noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29626038.post-54936624833180058322007-06-21T03:30:00.000-04:002007-06-21T03:39:00.467-04:00

Secret DiMera contact. Is it someone from their past, or with that hood, is it in factTHE TIME TRAPPER. I knew that motherfucker was still out there. Pocket Universe my ass!jase: HATE NuSteph.jase: So much.Darn: She is so uncalled for. All of them, WHY?jase: Shayna Rose, bring her back. Stephanie needs to be on canvas but this one is just a dumb little bimbo. "My Nazi boyfriend loves me!"

jasehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10230422960992080105noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29626038.post-59217930314172939042007-06-19T02:51:00.000-04:002007-06-19T04:19:43.629-04:00

jase: Ooh, Youtube clips are up of today's shitty musical. And the parts I liked.Darn: Link me to Marko and Langston's song please.jase: Why do you want to watch THAT again?Darn: I loved it, in the worst way.jase: That was the worst of them all.jase: Those other two had redeeming qualities.Darn: Oh but I loved it. It was so fucking bad.jase: Let me see...jase: I love how they tried to go 80s

jasehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10230422960992080105noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29626038.post-6095273032726628962007-06-15T23:01:00.000-04:002007-06-15T23:03:34.245-04:00

Darn (10:53:30 PM): None of them deserve it so why are we...why? Jase (10:53:40 PM): GL does more than most, knew it. Jase (10:53:46 PM): Is the other award to save face for Frons? Darn (10:54:02 PM): I dunno, GH isn't even nominated. Darn (10:54:08 PM): And that's all he cares about. Darn (10:54:22 PM): Okay, all of y'all do not need to be up there. Darn (10:54:47 PM): OKAY, MOVE IT ALONG.

Darnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08330894764371715986noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29626038.post-78094372040733540512007-06-15T22:48:00.000-04:002007-06-15T23:06:52.014-04:00

Jase (10:15:31 PM): This is almost as much of a chore for us as it obviously is for the programmers. Jase (10:15:41 PM): Have we been less funny before? Don't answer that. Darn (10:16:18 PM): I dunno, we're off tonight. The show was awful but in a fun way last year. Jase (10:16:39 PM): Ah, the Head Writing Award, the "Here Take Your Piece Of Useless Tin You Hack Fuckers" award. Darn (10:17:

Darnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08330894764371715986noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29626038.post-47119448031760384702007-06-15T22:07:00.000-04:002007-06-15T22:20:57.502-04:00

Darn (9:44:24 PM): Brandon Beemer, gay explosion. Jase (9:45:02 PM): BLUE STEEL Jase (9:45:07 PM): Martha Madison looks the best she ever has. Darn (9:45:35 PM): And that's barely good! Darn (9:45:38 PM): Go Martha! Darn (9:45:51 PM): Okay, fixed. Jase (9:46:00 PM): Jesse Soffer, Male God. Darn (9:46:00 PM): They nommed someone from Passions? Lords. Jase (9:46:07 PM): PITY NOM Darn (9:

Darnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08330894764371715986noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29626038.post-25874455032702368202007-06-15T21:24:00.000-04:002007-06-15T22:19:26.268-04:00

Darn (9:14:39 PM): What is on YOUR HEAD, BREE? Jase (9:14:54 PM): Next time don't smoke meth before the show, Bree. Darn (9:15:06 PM): That's like saying don't breathe. Darn (9:15:19 PM): Trent Dawson? Not gay, I was shocked. Jase (9:15:25 PM): He is gay, COME ON. Jase (9:15:33 PM): GOOO Jase (9:15:36 PM): GO DAN! Jase (9:15:38 PM): RADIOOOO!!! Darn (9:15:37 PM): He said he has a

jasehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10230422960992080105noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29626038.post-87776220205039936442007-06-15T20:54:00.000-04:002007-06-15T22:21:29.292-04:00

JARN: TOGETHER ONCE MORE LIKE ALWAYS BEFOREDarn (8:57:52 PM): Starting 3 minutes early! Jase (8:57:57 PM): That is...just sad. Jase (8:58:06 PM): No host, or if there's a host it's Bob Barker. Darn (8:58:09 PM): What in the hell? THAT'S THE STAGE? Darn (8:58:14 PM): Oh, this is class. Jase (8:58:16 PM): BLUE LIGHT SPECIAL EMMYS. Like I've been saying. Sam's Club of awards shows. Darn (8:

Darnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08330894764371715986noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29626038.post-79750237038788727542007-06-15T04:21:00.000-04:002007-06-15T05:28:56.351-04:00

2:30 AM:Darn: Wakes ups hos.jase: You know what's sick? XBox 360 has all the characters for Ultimate Alliance except the PSP ones I like, Genis-Vell, Black Widow, Ronin, etc. AIN'T RIGHT.jase: JUST PUT EM ALL ON ONE.Darn: INORITE?jase: NONARIjase: brbDarn: OKIES.jase: K see now...now I have to go buy a mop, gloves and such at 3 AM. And then kill myself. plzskoozDarn: What?jase: PLUMBING

jasehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10230422960992080105noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29626038.post-33775261434638234942007-05-15T14:28:00.000-04:002007-05-15T15:12:39.179-04:00

Or sobs uncontrollably. Whatevs.Hey, if I wrote Y&R I wouldn't give Amelia Heinle dialogue either, so LML and I are on the same page there. And indulge me in a tired joke and superficiality but...Now I'm a known Peter Bergman fan but no. No. Those scenes were overblown and dumb. And pointless, the heffa is alive. And I don't care.And okay, let's do a wordless crying scene with Don Diamont.

Darnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08330894764371715986noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29626038.post-10125048453300503222007-05-11T06:31:00.000-04:002007-05-11T06:56:26.958-04:00

Yo E-Money, You don't mind me calling you E-Money, right? Right, I know you don't, I know how you roll when you're away from the cameras. I just wanted to say, you know, 'heeey.' And congratulations on the interview, and thanks for keeping it reals. I was thinking of you and Viki with Mother's Day coming up, and I know you've taken a lot of bullshit from trick-ass fools trying to blow up

jasehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10230422960992080105noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29626038.post-59309119043098517072007-05-10T12:30:00.000-04:002007-05-10T13:28:56.726-04:00

I have not watched Y&R in a month so be kind.12: 30: Oh wow, Billy Warlock. Hey, Billy, how's it going? I like you but a 40 something year old man going by Billy is kinda sad, babe. Almost as sad as Nikki.12: 33: Speaking of, somebody got a haircut. It's nice. The long hair was porn-ish. Hillary keeps it short and sweet. And not just cause she likes the kitty, no, because that's what

Darnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08330894764371715986noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29626038.post-23268452919641900862007-05-01T23:21:00.000-04:002007-05-02T13:31:30.785-04:00

Oh hai thur y'all, quick post, the blog is NOT dead. It's on...hiatus (I guess that's what you call not watching Y&R in 3 weeks). At least on my part.

Darnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08330894764371715986noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29626038.post-71975605919406566722007-04-26T02:22:00.000-04:002007-04-26T02:26:24.497-04:00

Y&R 1973 - 2005 ~Rest In Peace~

Deenoreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29626038.post-75134113412186386502007-04-16T02:08:00.000-04:002007-04-16T04:30:25.839-04:00

Recently, Phil Carey (Asa Buchanan on OLTL) was let go. OLTL revealed that his exit was due to his refusing to go off-contract and recurring, which Phil has always swore never to do. Also, Erika Slezak (Viki) spoke out publicly in her fan newsletter about the sad state of the show.In the most recent issue of Soap Opera Digest, "It's Only My Opinion" columnist Carolyn Hinsey wrote thus:It’s

jasehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10230422960992080105noreply@blogger.com82tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29626038.post-18786560602790491262007-04-12T12:30:00.000-04:002007-04-12T13:29:27.666-04:00

12:30 : Ooooh, Jackie's mad, he's making the "Fffffffff [uck me, ohmygod, life is crazy! CRA-ZEE!]" face.12:33 : Michael just said "odious piece of garbage" and Amber wasn't even in the room! But it was in reference to her stupidity so points to Mikey (you bastard).12:35 : Didn't Daniel drop Neil off at home yesterday? I'm pretty sure he did. Yeah, he did. So now Neil is missing and "never

Darnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08330894764371715986noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29626038.post-87475836438854349062007-04-10T04:38:00.000-04:002007-04-10T05:15:07.506-04:00

Honest to god, I have nothing to say.

Darnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08330894764371715986noreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29626038.post-58156663433404443542007-04-04T00:39:00.000-04:002007-04-04T02:30:49.925-04:00

I was thinking today about the number of times I've said "I hate this show.", "I hope this show dies right effin' now!", "I hope this show has a long and painful death." and "Fuck this show! I'm outta here!" (you'd be surprised the number of times I've said variations of these phrases over the past year...or not. Probably not.) but I was thinking, which is dangerous to be quite honest. Anyway,

Darnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08330894764371715986noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29626038.post-81357322960763032932007-03-28T01:23:00.000-04:002007-03-28T02:21:19.420-04:00

Y&R inspired me in so many ways today. Well, a few ways. Two ways. Two. But still inspirational!In the spirit of fairness, although I am unapologetically a Jackboy (sorry), I decided to create some campaign buttons for both candidates, ENJOY!And because Nikki's hair brought absolute, unadulterate, mind-tingling, loins gasping, thighs sweltering joy to millions I give you...a dialogue:Darn: Oh

Darnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08330894764371715986noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29626038.post-34545688015107972542007-03-23T12:21:00.000-04:002007-03-23T13:36:49.688-04:00

12:30 : Looks like mother and daughter have something in common: Bitchery. It's nice to know business doesn't interfere with their personal lives until...it does. And then they act like children.12:32 : If Neil wasn't so devoid of personality I would totally be down with Dru/Neil and Sharon/Jack being bestest buddies and my favorite couples on this show. Damn you, Neil!12: 35: Nikki and

Darnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08330894764371715986noreply@blogger.com12tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29626038.post-49249416234463597282007-03-20T12:34:00.000-04:002007-03-20T23:18:11.795-04:00

In Gloria's case scarves only have one purpose: Strangling.How funny are Gloria and Jill judging clothing? I love Jill but half the time she looks like a damn gypsy. How many necklaces and bracelets can one woman wear? My neck and wrists are having sympathy pains. As for Gloria I just assume she has Bob Mackie throw up on her every morning.GypsyTrampThiefAlso gypsy and tramp.Nikki's hair?

Darnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08330894764371715986noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29626038.post-54183889267906111042007-03-17T03:21:00.000-04:002007-03-18T15:46:06.858-04:00

Hey guys! I know it's been a while but busy, busy, busy (lie, lie, lie)! Anyway, I got this in mail today, it was shipped to me through UPEx, which is apparently, after some exhaustive Googling, some sort of low-rent shipping company. This was sent like 5 weeks ago. From Hawaii. I know.Okay, so I opened it and I say to myself "Toilet paper? For realy-o's? My ass ain't itchy.". Yeah, I

Darnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08330894764371715986noreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29626038.post-83832219800449584442007-03-10T16:06:00.000-05:002007-03-10T17:45:44.055-05:00

Since Lynn Latham is apparently fond of doing PSA's, I figure it's time we here at The Wreck Center did one of our own.New Viewers, it's great that you've begun to watch our show.We're always welcome to new viewers getting to know the various denizens of Genoa City as we all once did.However, we don't appreciate being lectured at by new viewers when characters we as longtime viewers have watched

Deenoreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29626038.post-8605443926633142032007-03-09T12:57:00.000-05:002007-03-09T19:30:16.187-05:00

Porn, porn, porn, porn, porn, porny, porn, porn. Porn.That should get us a few hits.So Amber's in the business of making the dullest porn in the history of porn? "Oooh, this is my baby voice, I'm gonna walk around my grandma bed and prance and preen and reek of genital warts. Oooh, baby, baby, oooh, baby, baby." You are no Salt-N-Pepa (and Spinderella), Amber Whoore."Nothing comes between me

Darnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08330894764371715986noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29626038.post-16776904533473379782007-03-02T00:50:00.000-05:002007-03-02T01:20:06.315-05:00

Peter Bergman: Hello Lynn.Lynn Marie Latham: JackJackJack! HAHAHAHA, how are you? How are you?!PB: I'm well. I've been meaning to talk to you.LML: Abooooout? Wait, waitwaitwait, don't tell me, don't tell me! I know! I know what you want to talk about, I do!PB: ...LML: ...PB: Well, go ahead.LML: ...What? Oh WAITER, come back here with that tray! Mama got a taste for the devil's piss,

Darnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08330894764371715986noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29626038.post-63975050476809105872007-02-27T13:40:00.000-05:002007-02-27T19:05:48.934-05:00

"Ohno! My face! Mahm, my face, look at my face, look what you did! OW!"Bitch, please, it's an improvement.Let me get this straight, your MOTHER is having a mental breakdown in front of your face, she accidentally hits you with something and your reaction is to yell at her, call her crazy and scream "DON'T TOUCH ME!"? I understand she was hurt but this person is also her mother, not a moment

Darnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08330894764371715986noreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29626038.post-76975556464955571752007-02-14T09:08:00.000-05:002007-02-14T09:35:10.898-05:00

This post pretty much guarantees I will never work for Y&R or any soap opera. Appreciate the sacrifices I make for you!LLB: OHMYGOD, CHRISTIAN!CLB: Wha-who?LLB: Chris-shun, it's me, Lauralee!CLB: Who in the he--what you talkin' bout, gurl?LLB: Hello! Chrishun, Lauralee Bell, former co-star, stop playing around!CLB: Sweetie, I don't know who you are and you do not have a penis and I am

Darnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08330894764371715986noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29626038.post-71767699351677538732007-02-13T19:56:00.000-05:002007-02-13T22:30:46.761-05:00

Okay, it's four minutes until American Idol and I'm watching The Young and the Restless on Fast Forward, it's an experiment, go with it.Here we go, oh hell, these motherfuckers, hey Phyllis--Nick--Victoria and Brad! Suck it, I ain't mentioning y'all again.Is Kevin talking to the poli--Oh, Korbel has a dry erase board! Dry erase boards are fun!Colleen's neckline is pluuuuuuuunging. McTittles

Darnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08330894764371715986noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29626038.post-52436600407152047102007-02-09T12:43:00.000-05:002007-02-09T13:19:43.296-05:00

I was all ready to watch today and then I saw this face and remembered how much I hate her.And the reliquary.And Jock and Princess.And Colleen.And Korbel.And Thunderthighs.And ClackClackNarmFace.And McTittles.And Lily.Especially Lily.And Noah is a dumbass. Shut up, dumbass.

Darnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08330894764371715986noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29626038.post-64500646276728011502007-02-09T03:09:00.000-05:002007-02-09T03:20:22.500-05:00

Nick: Immaculate conception my ass. I put hard work into this shit.Phyllis: That's not even what it means, Nick.Nick: Thrust, shake, ka-pow! Hard work. Heh, I just said "hard".Phyllis: Giggle, you said "hard".Nick: I know, I totally said "hard". Not even on purpose either.Phyllis: "Hard", heh.Nick: Speaking of "hard", check it out--Phyllis: Nick! Hehehehe!Nick: Ohmygod, when your

Darnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08330894764371715986noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29626038.post-52730017451221138352007-02-08T12:31:00.000-05:002007-02-08T13:29:30.076-05:00

12:31 : Wait, wait a frickin' second, is the family of the kidnapping victim running the investigation?12:33 : Sheila: They are so cute, I just wanna eat them.That is one lame line.12:36 : WTF is Sharon wearing? Plaid? Was Sharon shoveling hay and I missed it? Was there a hoedown with the ho? Damn! This is playing just like Sharon and JT's kidnappings. And it's just as boring.12:37 : Why

Darnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08330894764371715986noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29626038.post-39800770925969426272007-02-06T13:04:00.000-05:002007-02-06T13:41:31.952-05:00

[Daniel frets over his mom and little sister]Jack: Phyllis is a strong, determined woman. She delivered her baby in an elevator with no electricity, no epedural, and no help whatsoever! She crotched down and woosh, brand new baby.Nick: She chased you all the way across the country! Damn, I hated her hot ass back then. Hot. Ass. Sorry, guys, I gotta go to the bathroom. To, um, pee.

Darnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08330894764371715986noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29626038.post-22338311905671187992007-02-05T13:42:00.000-05:002007-02-05T14:36:26.619-05:00

Short one today, I watched probably 8 minutes in total and that's because True Life was on commercial. I don't say that in a "That's all I deigned to watch!", that's truly all I watched.This is how disconnected from this show I am right now, when Lauren was simpering over Fenn I said to myself "Get a grip, woman! It's just a baby, geez, you can have more." And that's just pure evil.Also, Lauren,

Darnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08330894764371715986noreply@blogger.com13tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29626038.post-80123196623098709482007-02-03T11:10:00.000-05:002007-02-05T05:27:55.872-05:00

Hmmm...Wow. Wower.I have just one thing to say, Victoria Rowell is the smartest woman in the whole goddamn world.That was a lie, I never have only one thing to say. So yesterday we found out that Victoria Rowell, Drucilla of The Young and the Restless asked to be released from her contract. Now the show that has been disappointing me left and right will be without my ladylove. My lovely lady.

Darnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08330894764371715986noreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29626038.post-56559553346366135292007-01-30T13:34:00.000-05:002007-01-30T15:42:33.593-05:00

Jarn, coming atcha once again with our real time observations of today's One Life To Live. It's half as thrilling as it sounds! Read on! Darn : Look at Natalie, obstructing justice for Pizzaface. Jase : I call him Krang. Darn : Why hasn't Melissa Archer moved on? Jase : Todd, Todd. That's right, Bo, I have no emotions, I can no longer act, look at me. Jase : This will be the first episode

Darnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08330894764371715986noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29626038.post-36818677458234960352007-01-20T22:50:00.000-05:002007-01-21T13:45:42.355-05:00

*This is pretty lengthy, read at your own risk*SO...it's been a pretty big soap week. With the cancellation of Passions (yay!boo!), the firing of Cady McClain (BOO!) and more pathetic ratings and horrible writing (same old, same old) Jase and I got into a pretty lengthy discussion (rant, vent, bitchfest) about the state of soap operas. It's at times rambling and uh, off-topic but gets pretty

Darnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08330894764371715986noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29626038.post-16589391299174972882007-01-14T18:18:00.000-05:002007-01-14T18:27:51.105-05:00

Since the chances of me doing anything on Friday's show before tomorrow are slim to none I give you this image. It stems from a discussion at TWOP and well, it's kinda frightening seamless.

Darnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08330894764371715986noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29626038.post-68989968823031161372007-01-11T00:48:00.000-05:002007-01-11T01:06:16.684-05:00

We're Goin' Tah Chinatown!Ashley is very, very stupid. It'll be a cold day in hell before I let my brother make me leave town because he's not so nice. The reasons for her exit couldn't be any flimsier or less livedehtsikcaJ-centric (thanks Bill C!).Jack is evil? I sure wouldn't have known if the ultimate evil hadn't made it abundantly clear today. Thanks, Glo, you're top notch! If your lady

Darnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08330894764371715986noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29626038.post-26590307253427654612007-01-09T00:38:00.000-05:002007-01-11T01:05:56.030-05:00

So...wow, I must have missed the press release, when was this show renamed The Kay and Jill Hour? Because I literally saw nothing else (which made the show 10 minutes long and I HAVE NO PROBLEM WITH THAT) and if you try to tell me otherwise I will call you a liar and kick you in the nuts. Hard.Jeanne Cooper and Jess Walton are utter, utter *~*~*~Magic~*~*~*. Here is a case of two expertly

Darnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08330894764371715986noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29626038.post-28868548701707765112007-01-05T03:16:00.000-05:002007-01-05T07:45:57.018-05:00

Are you kidding me? Are you fucking kidding me? Now Ashley is accusing Jack of murder? NOW ASHLEY IS SUGGESTING THAT JACK WOULD KILL HER? Does anyone watch this show? Does anyone know the histories of these characters anymore? At all? I am just astounded. And angry. Truly angry. Because this is just bad. Bad writing, horrible, insulting, ignorant writing.So wait Victor is also suggesting Ashley

Darnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08330894764371715986noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29626038.post-81248878000910685592007-01-02T17:03:00.000-05:002007-01-02T19:24:58.003-05:00

Detective SmokesALot: I doubt any of my ex-boyfriends could recall what earrings I was wearing a few months ago.Oh but sweetheart, this is Jack and Jack? Is a little gay.And "ex-boyfriends"? Fine, okay, whatever.They're really hurting Professor Korbel's whole "sophisticated, worldy man" by having him sleep with the walking cesspool that is Amber Moore. And "Professor McArtsy"? More like

Darnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08330894764371715986noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29626038.post-81330236058416628222006-12-31T02:17:00.000-05:002006-12-31T02:41:33.031-05:00

What's that? What's that sound? Are--dear God--are Phyllis and Nick... [shudder] arguing? Is their twisted little Family of Fuck showing kinks in its armor? Next thing you know Phyllis will start ordering for herself at restaurants. This is insanity. I don't know what to do with myself. I need a moment. Uno momento, motherfucker.[Moment]Okay, I'm better. I want to start a prayer circle

Darnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08330894764371715986noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29626038.post-83054236395887968992006-12-30T01:50:00.000-05:002006-12-30T01:52:37.704-05:00

This is taking longer than I thought. I've got a lot to say and things to post but my computer is acting all wonky. I'll have something by tomorrow/today.

Darnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08330894764371715986noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29626038.post-36389595210193087732006-12-27T23:20:00.000-05:002006-12-29T15:16:33.744-05:00

"Comehere! I amtalkingtoyouchambermaid! Wash my FEET! Brushmyhair! SOFTLY! Singmeasong! Somethingpopopera-ish! Suckmypenis! SOFTLY! Ohohohohoahahahah!"Victor slouching in his favorite chair, belly protruding, hand to chin and "Hmmm"-ing and "Ahhhh"-ing to every single thing that Brad, Clack and Rebecca had to say pretty much cemented his place as the Grand Poobah of Genoa City. Sure,

Darnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08330894764371715986noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29626038.post-76132959669350566822006-12-25T18:59:00.000-05:002006-12-26T11:06:44.454-05:00

Yes, the day is almost over but I'm nothing if not a procrastinator. Hope yours wasn't as boring as mine!Nick's nuts roasting on an open fireAunt Jack striking with a pose (kick, one, two, jazzhands!)Unholy carols being sung by the Cream cryerAnd Olivia worried about H.M.O.sEverybody knows clucking will be utter by the GloHelping to make our fandom blightTiny tots with their eyes all aglowWill

Darnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08330894764371715986noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29626038.post-91095742673488666232006-12-20T15:49:00.000-05:002006-12-20T16:51:31.088-05:00

Here are a few more Random Facts! I wanted to spread them over a few days but what the hell? Actually I saw that a few people had already watched, it's not like I can hide 'em, ya know? Enjoy!Hey, if anyone knows how to create a blogger template or can lead me in the right direction let me know, it would be much appreciated.

Darnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08330894764371715986noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29626038.post-72297645984236582962006-12-20T06:15:00.000-05:002006-12-20T06:54:33.041-05:00

So it's just after 6 AM, I haven't slept yet and I'm a little high on fat free hard candy! Woo! This is me living dangerously. I think next I'll use some non-dairy creamer.Hey, Colleen, just so you know, God totally isn't judging. Or Moses. Or Jesus. Or...rabbis? Yeah, totally not judging you for sexing up your professor on school grounds. Probably sacred grounds. At one time. For the

Darnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08330894764371715986noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29626038.post-66088568555882850192006-12-18T17:53:00.000-05:002006-12-19T00:16:05.810-05:00

Today was much better than Friday, I hope this ice storm lasts all week.Phyllis: Why don't they have jammies with feet for grown-ups?Oh, but they do, they really DO ! Now I want footie pajamas. Thanks, Phyllis.Today reminded me that Peter Bergman and Michelle Stafford are each other's best screen partners. They just...fit. Like a glove? No, like an Iron Maiden.Why you so sexy, torture?

Darnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08330894764371715986noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29626038.post-88853698589355439122006-12-17T17:34:00.000-05:002006-12-17T18:20:50.772-05:00

Could you foretell me hating your ass, Sylvia? Cause I coooooould.If I wanted to watch Montel Williams I would watch Montel Williams but chaknowwhat? I hate that bastard and this lady, in my opinion, is nothing but a fraud preying on the hopes and wishes of some gullible people. Which isn't Kay but whatever, let's get this tale of whatthfuck moving along, please.Sharon is a better person than

Darnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08330894764371715986noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29626038.post-89474615639614227142006-12-14T18:32:00.000-05:002006-12-14T18:33:35.847-05:00

Here are my thoughts on today's show.And that's all I'm gonna say about that.

Darnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08330894764371715986noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29626038.post-1166073521381289822006-12-14T00:18:00.000-05:002006-12-14T10:40:14.655-05:00

Old joke, not a new spin, I don't care, it's fucking true.It's hard to tell but they all have boobs. Which is more than apropos.So they get every suspect for Carmen's murder into the same room and then act like they're NOT in the same room? Those scenes could have played out anywhere! I wanted to see everyone pointing fingers and yelling "J'accuse!" as they circled each other while holding

Darnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08330894764371715986noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29626038.post-1165986522750406552006-12-12T23:28:00.000-05:002006-12-13T00:08:42.916-05:00

So * was back in full force and a bit of my soul died. All I could see was this:Good LORD, the howler monkey has returned and she's scarier than ever. What was she saying today? I don't know, my ears were full of blood and hatred.Paul and DetectiveSmokesAlot, what? Who? Huh? No thanks.Michael is frustrateratedruttedrootedcahooted. Alright, I'm getting sick of him. Take a valium,

Darnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08330894764371715986noreply@blogger.com12tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29626038.post-1165874342238707582006-12-11T15:50:00.000-05:002006-12-11T17:01:43.463-05:00

Neil and Dru, keepin' it real and deadsexy in '07How nice to see them acting like mature adults who have lived life and know it exists or ups and downs. Not Neil being a petulant brat or Dru being a shrieking banshee. Will it last? Do I think it'll last? Probably not but a married couple reuniting and rolling around in bed being all sleepy and sexy as fuck? Hell Yes, Y&R.Hell to the Yes.Jill

Darnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08330894764371715986noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29626038.post-1165625010457185192006-12-08T17:23:00.000-05:002006-12-08T19:43:30.536-05:00

"Mmmm, yes, kitty, kitty, hungry for some meow mix, Ghostdad? Maybe we can play in the pussywillows? Take a load off in my kitty litter? Eh, eeeeeh? Too far?"

Darnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08330894764371715986noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29626038.post-1164839255348318232006-11-29T17:18:00.000-05:002006-11-29T17:38:47.810-05:00

Ugh, of all the actors, of all the CHARACTERS they (LML and her minions) could have brought back they bring on AMBER FUCKING MOORE! She was a succubus on The Bold and the Besutiful, all she'll do here is take away from people we like and actually care about! What in the FUCK is going ON over THERE?!Goddamn squeeky voiced moron.

Darnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08330894764371715986noreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29626038.post-1164176399487408992006-11-22T01:11:00.000-05:002006-11-22T11:23:25.176-05:00

As a Jack fan I'm feeling pretty glum these days, not really in the mood to comment on a day full of sub-humans like Gloria saying that Jack is "the most selfish man in the world" (HA! You'd know, bitch) my boy is getting torn down by everyone and their moms (no, really, Nick and Nikki hate him as do Jill and Kay, I tell no lies). It's sad, sad, sad. But I still love Jack and that? That's...JUST

Darnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08330894764371715986noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29626038.post-1164046588952997582006-11-20T13:03:00.000-05:002006-11-20T17:14:54.116-05:00

Gloria: [to baby Finn] Goobye, my precious.DING, DING, DING!Don't see it? Maybe this will help.Okay. How about now?It's like a mirror-image. I declare thee Glolum.Kay: Always a gentleman, Paul.Except when he's raping people. Oopsie! That didn't happen! Why do people keep hiring him? His clientele only consists of friends and acquaintances.No way could Jack run for public office, the

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OMG Alcazar and Ric have taken over the Internets! Sonny and Jason and their black friend have to stop them!!111oneONEpublicenemyONE What a load of shit. I'm sure Jason and Sonny are all over that sophisticated programming language.10 PRINT "General Hospital";20 INPUT "Is Genie Francis on today?"; A30 IF (A="Y") THEN GOTO 8040 IF (A="N") THEN GOTO 9050 INPUT "jason says killric"Syntax error.60

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Laura: ...Man, fuck that red disco dress, Luke, fuck it! Look at me! Would you just fucking look at me! It's amazing what basement fire sale ratings and a huge sucking vacuum of fans leaving town like the Jews across the desert can do to improve my negotiation ability! Finally, I have the hair and the clothes I always wanted! Let's see Jill wear this black leather shit! She'll be drummed

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Oh, yes, ladies. That's right. He ain't gripping his central waist/crotch in a pyramid-like, Freemason-esque shapefor nothing. It's a signal. It's Nick Fallon's phallocentric vortex of love. Ladies. Laaaaaaddiiiieeeessss. And also, more likely, guys.Nick Fallon orders you to nestle in his armpit hair. So get to it, bitches. The nestling, that is.Damn! I just, damn! Damn.Seriously

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I've got questions, you have answers! Probably not considering these plots are written on the fly. Let's get to it!Woah, woah, woah, when did Y&R hire Linda Hamilton? That female detective reminds me of her.Neil: How are you feelin'?Dru: I feel terrible.Neil: Yeah?Dru: I feel like something terrible's gonna happen.Damn right, in the very next scene.Dru: I know about jail, I've been there, I

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I have two weeks worth of shows to look at and I don't have the physical or mental wherewithall to watch them. A man can only cry so much, people.Let me take a WILD GUESS as to what's happened.Nick and Phyllis were happy, happy, joy, joy.Everybody ran around looking for a goddamn art project.Gloria didn't die yet. Yes, "yet". Fuck you, I have to have some dreams.Indigo opened in record fucking

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Laura: I wish I still did coke so I could wear that dress.Luke: No, you don't, angel.Laura: No, I don't. Luke, tell the people to watch my show today or else I will beat them to death like Rick.Luke: You heard my wife.Laura: Thank God they conditioned my hair at Shadybrook. Do you remember what it was like when I left? I looked like Jessica Lange.Luke: Oh, that's low, Missus Spencer.Laura:

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Oh Day-day, Imma miss yooooou, gurl.Meet me on the trail, it's going down. Meet in the mall, it's going down. Meet me in the boardroom, it's going down. Professionalism in Genoa City runs rampant!This whole Carmen Messed Up story has had two bright spots, Dru and Lily going all Crazy Black Woman on little Miss Delicate ("I'm so scared but I'll fight you, please don't hit, come on, hit me, I

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CARMEN DESERVES TO DIE DIE DIEOMG (say it out loud, O-M-G, like Beyonce), she SOOOOOOO deserves to die. 2 weeks of being TOLD she deserves to DIE and is gonna DIE has CONVINCED me that we need the bitch to DIE. I am but a Gumby or a Stretch Armstorng, meable beyond belief. Completely without my own thoughts, unable to understand subtlty, the only way to get through to this old noggin is to

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O RLY?That's what Bo needs at the office - just a big old T-shirt with O RLY? scrawled on it. That's his whole attitude.So, I really liked yesterday. I think they are trying to show more of people on the job, slowly but surely, which was the same reason I loved Hope and Abe talking about her work last week. I often forget Hope is actually a cop herself, as opposed to some vestigial appendage of

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Maybe not all is forgiven but thank you for FINALLY seeing the snakes on that creature's head.Michael: We've already done enough already, haven't we?Gloria: Honey, honey, this is not your fault.Michael: No, it's not. It's yours.Gloria: Mine?Michael: Yeah, that's right.Gloria: Honey, you don't mean that.Michael: Oh, like hell I don't. It's always about you, isn't it, Gloria?Gloria: Oh, Michael,

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Hi All! I'm here today with your weekly BS Report! Directly from CBS Studios/Bell Productions by way of Soap Opera Digest, read for the latest scoop of elephant dung!Christel Khalil Comes "Home" As Y&R's LilyAs we reported in the last issue, Davetta Sherwood is out and Emmy nominee Christel Khalil (who departed last September) is back as Y&R's Lily. "It feels like I've never left!" she

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E.J.: Did...did you...?Sami: I...I thought...E.J.: No! No, no...uh...Sami: Yeah...E.J.: Wasn't me.Sami: Uh-huh. You are one smooth criminal, E.J. Wells.E.J.: Sami, are you okay?! Are you okay?! Are you okay, Samiii?!Sami: Jesus, I'm fine. Just stop farting at me.Oh, it's been a long, hard road out of hell, folks, but finally happy days are here! Hogan Sheffer has arrived at DOOL, and while

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You're On FUCKING Notice!Just wanted to make that official. On with the show!I found that linedancing/country party thing offensive to linedancers, country, parties and cows. Just...shut up. What is this, HeeHaw? HeeHaw Junior, now with more stupid. Shut up.Like I always say Nick and Phyllis, nothing but class. No, no, sorries, I mean anything but class. That's better."Obviously the baby

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Before we discuss anything, first we must address...this.WHAT. IS. THIS. SHIT?Disgraceful.As much as I enjoy Dru grabbing that boring bitch Caaaarmen Meeeeesta by that fucked up bob on her head I DON'T enjoy her being ignorant by grabbing that boring bitch Caaaarmen Meeeeesta by that fucked up bob on her head. There was just no reason for that other than to make Dru look stupid and make me

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Alright, okay, I'm down but not out. You, show, are my bitch and I'm gonna blog your ass til I can't blog no mo'!Unless you really piss me off, then--then I have to smack you up.

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