I'm debating whether or not to watch it. The only problem is that I have NO IDEA what's going on with Y&R...other than this nonsense. JFP should sue for copyright infringement!
Here's what I expect: Phyllis' prison is somehow miraculous close to Clear Springs so when it blows so does her cell, she escapes and helps with the rescue. Unfortunately Nick is stuck between rubble so Phyllis gives him a handjob until the workers get to them.
Too dirty? I don't give a fuck!
And clearly this whole debacle will turn Katherine in a crotchety old British woman in a BBC special episode of Coronation Street from 1976. Don't believe me? See above picture.
Another thing that is totally obvious is that Paul and Lauren will be attacked by witch doctors and have their heads shrunk. Don't believe me? See above picture.
And guess what? A week after the ASHES OUT OF THE SETTLES DUST BOOM KABLOOEY we get a nice little performance from Enrique Iglesias. Because that's how Y&R rolls.
Oh, you missed the Enrique Iglesias-sung montage framing Nikki & Victor's break-up last Friday. Julio Iglesias I can see. But whiney-ass big girl's blouse Enrique? Poor Victor was crying. He knew they should have gone with Julio, too.
Damn LML for tossing out Y&R's background music. That incidental music used to make Y&R look and sound stunning and tense and expensive and film noir-ish. Now it looks like One Tree Hill. Which is prob the sound LML was straining for.
Oh Darn, how I have missed you. Out of the Sandbox was a bunch o' boring crap and America NEEDED you, Man! Seriously, nothing happened. All that "Rivalries, friendships, death and destruction GASP!WHORE!" was a complete lie. Victoria had a photo op at the top of a pile of rubble then got bonked on the head by some styrofoam debris (that came at her HORIZONTALLY) and tucked and rolled into a coma/maternity leave. The whole fiasco only accomplished what a regular old car crash could've done. They didn't even kill Miss Noah. (GodDammit!)
Hello everybody. Long time no post. LOL! I had to drop by and say "Hi" to my peeps Darn, Jase and all of the posters.
I'm so glad I missed this crap. I was tempted to watch the recap episode today since I have the day off but thought better of it. I've heard nothing buy bad things...
I'm still watching B&B. Ya'll need to blog about that show sometime. I'm sure the obvious male body double they used for Stephanie this week would have given you tons of material. LOL!
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STARRING Peter Bergman AS Harrison Ford IN "Firewall: What is it? I don't understand, I'm old."
Is that shit for real?
'Cause if it is: Darn, Jase, please, you MUST watch this. I need your snark!
As if Jack's head wasn't bad enough, poor Jeanne Cooper. She looks like a broke ass Madam Taussaud's wax figure of herself.
I'm debating whether or not to watch it. The only problem is that I have NO IDEA what's going on with Y&R...other than this nonsense. JFP should sue for copyright infringement!
Here's what I expect: Phyllis' prison is somehow miraculous close to Clear Springs so when it blows so does her cell, she escapes and helps with the rescue. Unfortunately Nick is stuck between rubble so Phyllis gives him a handjob until the workers get to them.
Too dirty? I don't give a fuck!
And clearly this whole debacle will turn Katherine in a crotchety old British woman in a BBC special episode of Coronation Street from 1976. Don't believe me? See above picture.
Another thing that is totally obvious is that Paul and Lauren will be attacked by witch doctors and have their heads shrunk. Don't believe me? See above picture.
And guess what? A week after the ASHES OUT OF THE SETTLES DUST BOOM KABLOOEY we get a nice little performance from Enrique Iglesias. Because that's how Y&R rolls.
Oh, you missed the Enrique Iglesias-sung montage framing Nikki & Victor's break-up last Friday. Julio Iglesias I can see. But whiney-ass big girl's blouse Enrique? Poor Victor was crying. He knew they should have gone with Julio, too.
Damn LML for tossing out Y&R's background music. That incidental music used to make Y&R look and sound stunning and tense and expensive and film noir-ish. Now it looks like One Tree Hill. Which is prob the sound LML was straining for.
Oh Darn, how I have missed you.
Out of the Sandbox was a bunch o' boring crap and America NEEDED you, Man!
Seriously, nothing happened. All that "Rivalries, friendships, death and destruction GASP!WHORE!" was a complete lie.
Victoria had a photo op at the top of a pile of rubble then got bonked on the head by some styrofoam debris (that came at her HORIZONTALLY) and tucked and rolled into a coma/maternity leave. The whole fiasco only accomplished what a regular old car crash could've done.
They didn't even kill Miss Noah. (GodDammit!)
come back to Y&R Darn! YOu are so funny!
Hello everybody. Long time no post. LOL! I had to drop by and say "Hi" to my peeps Darn, Jase and all of the posters.
I'm so glad I missed this crap. I was tempted to watch the recap episode today since I have the day off but thought better of it. I've heard nothing buy bad things...
I'm still watching B&B. Ya'll need to blog about that show sometime. I'm sure the obvious male body double they used for Stephanie this week would have given you tons of material. LOL!
I promise not to stray for too long again.
Peace,
crc
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