Mar 20, 2007

Y&R - Tuesday - Mina Murray Has Competition

In Gloria's case scarves only have one purpose: Strangling.


How funny are Gloria and Jill judging clothing? I love Jill but half the time she looks like a damn gypsy. How many necklaces and bracelets can one woman wear? My neck and wrists are having sympathy pains. As for Gloria I just assume she has Bob Mackie throw up on her every morning.

Gypsy



Tramp



Thief


Also gypsy and tramp.


Nikki's hair? What? WHAT? Is it 1985? Is she in a mall? Get me something from Cinnabun! I'm waiting patiently for the side ponytail.

The one thing missing from Sharon's ensemble? Eyepatch.

Nikki: So Victoria, now that the boys went to the washroom, I don't know why they went together but they did, I have a question for you.
Victoria: Okay, shoot, mom.
Nikki: Does Brad do that...thing?
Victoria:...thing?
Nikki: Yeah, that thing he does. You know, that thing.
Victoria: I'm not sure what you're talking about.
Nikki: Okay, okay, let me show you [Nikki stands] you climb on the bed, right? On all fours, being just on your knees isn't comfortable at ALL, so you're on your knees and he gets behind you. Now you have to make he's cut his nails because, ouch! Hahaha! Okay, he comes up behind you like this [Nikki puts her legs akimbo and scoots forward] and kinda just [Nikki makes a thrusting motion with her hands] and you're like "Wow!" so he--
Victoria: MOM!
Nikki: What? What did I do?

General Warning: Never let Amber sit on your couch. If you have to ask why then you deserve to have Amber sit on your couch.




"You, I lust. You, I love. What ever am I to do?"

If someone had told me Daniel was going to be into beastiality I wouldn't have bothered liking him in the first place.


9 comments:

Kaboom said...

Watching Amber makes me itch, she looks so riddled with VDs. Daniel's obsession with her is making me NOT like him anymore.

For a short period of time in the '80s, this Jersey girl had Nikki's hair from yesterday. It wasn't pretty then, it certainly isn't pretty now, McTassles.

Seriously, Jill should be strangling GloBag with GloBag's own damn scarf by now. The REAL Jill, not this watered down yet still scrumptious Jill.

love da blog said...

The one thing missing from Sharon's ensemble? Eyepatch.


LMAO ROF

jfdb said...

Darn, you big tease! I love what's going on with the banner, my heart skipped a beat, sigh.

And now I will have Cher in my head.

The likeness of those photos is uncanny, good job! Remember the days of frosted tips on SirLadyhair? And still we tried to support him...what a waste of time. They've put us through at lot with him, asking us to believe his fish-marriage and now this. Seriously.

Kia said...

My job wouldn't let me view the first picture because it was categorized as: Extreme;Pornography;Gruesome Content. Now I'm pretty sure they've red flagged me. Good one, Darn.

crc said...

Is Daniel seriously into Amber? WHAT? I mean, I understand that there's only a thin line between his wife * and Skanky-Ho, but come on. I guess he likes it dirty. Amber will probably do things that nobody else would. LOL! Ewwww!

I wanna strangle GloHo with a scarf... or better yet, with a metal wire. If you've ever seen the Japanese horror movie "Audition," then you'd understand.

Does it make me a pervert if I was trying to visualize Nikki demonstrating sex moves for Victoria? I'm not quite sure I got it right, though.

Anonymous said...

I was also trying to figure out that thrusting thing with Nikki's hands.

I need to go take a shower now.

GloBag looks seriously possessed in that photo.

smartyshorts said...

Okay, he come up behind you like this [Nikki puts her legs akimbo and scoots forward] and kinda just [Nikki makes a thrusting motion with her hands] and you're like "Wow!" so he--


Say whoWHATnow? I was trying to visualize, cuz I'm sick in da head like that. But you lost me there. And I'm into some freaky shit.
Ok, not really.
So Amber does an After School Special on how to purchase porn on line? What's next? How to score really good crank? The More You Know.

I am at a record, I watched today's episode on WARP speed in about 4 minutes. No stopping for Reliquary Springs (y'all KNOW that's what this is, right?) Brief pause on Jill and Gloria's Excellent Adventure. Just to see if Ji Min said anything Sex-Ay! He looked like Darth Vader trying to decide whther to save his son or Destroy the Emperor.
Beorge actully does the Robot if you FF'd him fast enough. Its like a hidden message for us!

Meanwhile, STFU Gloria.

Darn said...

You guys fucking KILL ME, that Nikki/Brad sex thing? I was just making shit up. I had planned for Nikki to grab a fork off the table but yeah, no, that wouldn't have gone over well.

Beorge actully does the Robot if you FF'd him fast enough. Its like a hidden message for us!

That right there? A thing of beauty. You bring me joy, baby.

My job wouldn't let me view the first picture because it was categorized as: Extreme;Pornography;Gruesome Content. Now I'm pretty sure they've red flagged me. Good one, Darn.

I just realized that that pic comes from a site called necrobabes.com. Lesson learned, never trust Google Images.

Darn, you big tease! I love what's going on with the banner, my heart skipped a beat, sigh.

Oh dear, is my bias showing? JackNPhyllis4EVAH!!11!

Seriously, Jill should be strangling GloBag with GloBag's own damn scarf by now. The REAL Jill, not this watered down yet still scrumptious Jill.

For serious.

I wanna strangle GloHo with a scarf... or better yet, with a metal wire. If you've ever seen the Japanese horror movie "Audition," then you'd understand.

Oh shit, you just revealed a new side of yourself, man. Between that and visualing whatever Nikki was doing...*somebody's* into kiiiink*.

*Alledgedly.

crc said...

Oh shit, you just revealed a new side of yourself, man. Between that and visualing whatever Nikki was doing...*somebody's* into kiiiink*.

What can I say? I have a fetish for stangling bugged-eyed peacocks and for very wealthy,voluptuous former stripper/MILFs of a certain age who once carried STDs. LOL!

I kid... or do I?

Amber, on the other hand, I wouldn't touch that with a stick. Even I have my limits.