Y&R - Friday - Seeing the Future
If I wanted to watch Montel Williams I would watch Montel Williams but chaknowwhat? I hate that bastard and this lady, in my opinion, is nothing but a fraud preying on the hopes and wishes of some gullible people. Which isn't Kay but whatever, let's get this tale of whatthfuck moving along, please.Could you foretell me hating your ass, Sylvia? Cause I coooooould.
Sharon is a better person than I. I would have given Phyllis a jar of cocoa butter to remind her that she's fat and pregnant and soon to have a c-section. Now that would have been bitchy.
Dru: Devon's okay, his ride cancelled.
Neil: Oh good, now tell Lily to stay put.
Dru:...
Neil: What?
Dru: Do I have to, you know, talk to her?
Neil: Dru...
Dru: Can't I send carrier pigeon? I know, it might take a few weeks but them's the break, ya know?
Why's the ice gotta be black?
Hmmm, wouldn't it have made more sense to have Phyllis go with Nick to get her bag? You're a feisty one, Contrivance.
Joanna is fantastic. Yes, we have a mutual nemesis but outside of that Susan Seaforth-Hayes is just wonderful in the role.
Gloria: Babies need to be babies, Joanna.You WIN, Joanna! You win mah heart and mah soul. Before Gloria gets to feast on both, hopefully.
Joanna: What else would he be, Gloria?
[Jack upon seeing Phyllis still at the office]With the way those two are fucking I wouldn't be surprised if the little urchin was gestating already.
Jack: Pregnant again so soon?
You know what this "Jack delivers Phyllis' baby" setup means, right?
Darn Keepin' Hope Alive in '07!
6 comments:
ROTFLMAO!
The baby has a swoop! The baby has a swoop! Pleeeeeease be Jack's baby. The world does not need a Phick spawn.
I love everytime Joanna gives GloHo a verbal smackdown.
Darn, you're just too good with these pictures. I swear that looks exactly like a Jack and Phyllis baby. The hair, even those eyes look like Phyllis's.
Reason #1,000,001 that I don't like about LML's writing is that her quirky personality has been evading the show. Psychics? Jana's hair? Fenmore? Summer Ann? Amber Moore? *? It's just too much.
Reason #1,000,001 that I don't like about LML's writing is that her quirky personality has been evading the show. Psychics? Jana's hair? Fenmore? Summer Ann? Amber Moore? *? It's just too much.
By God, you're right. It's her quirks spread out all over the canvas, from the hair to the tarot card reader to Sylvia Brown.
The show is not your fucking plaything, Lynn.
Hee! I'm telling you, what Phyllis has been incubating has got to be Jack's. Keep hope alive, ya'll.
I mentioned this on another site but I seriously think LML is the new Marti Noxon (of BtVS fame). We don't need to be subjected to her likes, quirks, etc., if she were any good at her job she would focus on the characters and SLs.
Joanna, I. love. you. I so wish SSH would be added to the show, even on a recurring basis, she gives the GloBag what the GloBag deserves: rancor and disdain disguised as smart-assed sass. Bravo!
Oh I would be THRILLED if the baby were Jack's!
Ahhhh! Dammit, that Jabba the Psychic pic was more than i could take so early in the morning. Sheesh. Coffee, all over the place.
I would want Joanna following Gizzardbag around everywhere snarking on her hard core.
Glo: Good Morning, Suddenly Rich and therefore unbearable handsome Mr district Attorney Will-yum Bardwell. Do you like my new wrap dress/elbow length prom gloves? Don't they make me look just like meli...er, more sophisticated?
Joanna: You ARE a Crazy Bitch, aren't you?
Gloria: We call it Beautiful Grandma Gloria's room!
Joanna: "We?"
That's the cutest darn baby I ever saw...uh, Darn!
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