Y&R - Happy Monday!

Yes, the day is almost over but I'm nothing if not a procrastinator. Hope yours wasn't as boring as mine!

Nick's nuts roasting on an open fire
Aunt Jack striking with a pose (kick, one, two, jazzhands!)
Unholy carols being sung by the Cream cryer
And Olivia worried about H.M.O.s



Everybody knows clucking will be utter by the Glo
Helping to make our fandom blight
Tiny tots with their eyes all aglow
Will find it hard to creep (me the fuck out) tonight



They know that Victor's on his way
He's loaded his shot gun
And Nikki's in his way
And every viewer's mouth is gonna sigh
When those epilectic bullets start to fly



"Ishootyou, Ishootyoudead! Pop, pop, mydarlingNikki!"

And so, I'm offering this simple phrase
To (emotionally stunted) adults from eighteen to a one hundred and two (Hi Kay and GhostDad!)
Although its been said
Many times, many ways
Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas to...You!



Ho



Ho



HOS!!!