Jan 2, 2007

Y&R - Monday - Ostrich Feathers, Anyone?

Detective SmokesALot: I doubt any of my ex-boyfriends could recall what earrings I was wearing a few months ago.

Oh but sweetheart, this is Jack and Jack? Is a little gay.

And "ex-boyfriends"? Fine, okay, whatever.

They're really hurting Professor Korbel's whole "sophisticated, worldy man" by having him sleep with the walking cesspool that is Amber Moore. And "Professor McArtsy"? More like Professor McBarfsy. There is a reason I don't watch Grey's Anatomy.

Thank you, Michelle Stafford, for reminding me lately that you can act. Because for a six month stretch there I was questioning your capabilities.

If LML plays this right, and God I know she won't, this post-partum depression story could be Tracey E. Bregman's Emmy. Because she is giving one terrific, nuanced and unforced performance.

HEY *, HOW'S YOUR HUSBAND? IS HE ALIVE? DID HE DIE? DID YOU LET HIM DIE? WE'LL NEVER KNOW NOW WILL WE? STOP PLAYING ALLY TO HER KATE, ROBIN TO HER BATMAN, DUMB TO HER ASS!

Hey, Mikey, maybe it's none of your goddamn business what Paul is doing. Insufferable jackass. Except when he kisses Finn and Lauren, then I forget that he gets on my nerves (sometimes). I also forget that Paul is a ShineyChestedBitch when he dances so sweetly with Lauren. What's great about it is that it was completely platonic and not *~*~*foreshadowing*~*~* of some adulterous affair.

I am SO GLAD that this YouTube poster has uploaded a bunch of old Y&R clips. Especially the ones with Jill and Katherine, I can see first hand for the first time how truly, truly hateful their rivalry was. AND that Kay, the one from 20, 30 years ago would have switched Jill's baby, the hate in those old clips is just palpable.

All in all Y&R was very good today, if you ignore the fact that Colleen, Prof. Fuckbot, Lily and Amber exist anyway. However it was merely good, it wasn't priceless, Brenda Dickson's home movies (that's what they are, right? Someone stole them from her home and illegally distributed them, right?) are priceless. A national treasure. They don't make women like her anymore, nosiree. She is a delight, a true delight.
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PART 2:


Hmmm, orange or dark orange? Decisions, decisions.

5 comments:

crc said...

LOL! I Love the 80s... STRIKE BACK!

Those Brenda Dickson videos are the most campy things I've ever seen. LOL! Is she being serious? I loved it when she named off an entire department store of skin care products and said "that's all you need." LOL! The outfits, the make-up, the exercise, the diet! OHMIGOD! That's fruggin hilarious!

LOL@ DetectiveSmokesALot!

Kaboom said...

I don't watch Grey's Anatomy either. Ugh.

Darn, as always, you are SO right. This PPD SL could be great. But it won't. TB is more than capable of delivering the goods but...we're talking LML at the helm here. I'm surprised she's not having GloBag afflicted with some sort of in-law PPD-related SL to keep her in the spotlight.

I wasn't a fan of Brenda Dickson's portrayal of Jill but DAMN are those videos fan-fucking-tastic. Bravo, bitch!

smartyshorts said...

Oooh, Ohhh! *Waves hand maniacly in the air*
I pick...dark Orange

*giggles behind hand demurely*
Is there some reason that besides being just fantastically awesome, those videos are slightly creepy? Like Brenda's been over medicated, or brain washed or something. The 80's kind of scare me, even though I grew up during that time.

Since when did Ashley have problems lying? Didn't she Steal someone's SPERM? And impregnate herself without that someone's permission? And lie about the kid for YEARS? Didn't that happen? Didn't she plant drugs on and then help blackmail a man? I seem to recall...oh, what? What was that? No, I don't want any ostrich feathers. Snake and jeans WHAT? Diamond necklace?

What was i talking about?

Darn said...

No, you're crazy. Ashley is as pure as yellow snow.

Brenda Dickson is fabulous and not afraid to let everyone know it. It's an INSTRUCTIONAL video. Already I've added a slit to all of my jeans. I'm very fashionable.

The Captain said...

Brenda Dickson is indeed the very picture of fabulousity. Move over, Kimora Lee Simmons!

I plan on buying a BUNCH of ostentatious gowns and wearing them to class. I think my students will be amazed by my fabulousity.