Jan 11, 2007

Y&R - Wednesday - Pack Your Secret Penis...

We're Goin' Tah Chinatown!

Ashley is very, very stupid. It'll be a cold day in hell before I let my brother make me leave town because he's not so nice. The reasons for her exit couldn't be any flimsier or less livedehtsikcaJ-centric (thanks Bill C!).


Jack is evil? I sure wouldn't have known if the ultimate evil hadn't made it abundantly clear today. Thanks, Glo, you're top notch! If your lady business wasn't full of barbwire, a suspicious odor and meth I would totally ask you to bear my children, you're just that special.

Brad: We're going into hiding.
Me: YAY!
MamaBrad: No, no, I'm too old!
Me: BOO!
Brad: But--
Me: YAY?
MamaBrad: Oy, no, oy.
Me: BOOOOOOOOOOOO!

This is why I hate old people. If you're so goddamn old why don't you just stop? Being old. Alright, that argument has fallen apart. My point is that I hate all old people on this show not named Katherine.

Speaking of Katherine, wow were their scenes badly written but damn do Jess and Jeanne bring the *~*~*~Magic~*~*~*. Jill's ice cold stares, Kay's freaking out, that's all them. Fuck the story, they're what you tune in for. Thanks ladies but bringing the *~*~*~Magic~*~*~* back.

I know this would have been better suited for Tuesday's show but sometimes inspiration doesn't hit you until a day later.



Sure, unbridled hatred isn't what we're supposed to take from their scenes but it sure is fun when we do.

6 comments:

Kaboom said...

Darn, YOU are the magic. Seriously. That pic of VR and * is just glorious!

GloBag: just DIE already. How warped is a person when they gloat about their 2 'lovely sons,' who have in the past have raped and/or committed arson and attempted murder, along with engaging in other criminal and illegal acts? HATE. I will wait patiently for the day that Jill tears that back alley waddle-necked grifting piece of bug-eyed shit a new hole...

Lisa said...

You are emosewathe.

jcleopatra said...

You are so creative in your humor Darn. I love it!

Darn - thewreckcenter@aol.com said...

Thanks guys!

I will wait patiently for the day that Jill tears that back alley waddle-necked grifting piece of bug-eyed shit a new hole...

That day will be forever bookmarked in history, it can't come soon enough.

smartyshorts said...

I will wait patiently for the day that Jill tears that back alley waddle-necked grifting piece of bug-eyed shit a new hole... I look forward to that like I looked forward to Original Phyllick.

So you can move to a new country with your Robot daughter in a matter of HOURS? No transferring school records? immunizations? PACKING???? Not that i need to see the minutae of a big move, but this whole. I'm going to Hong Kong...oh yeah, Abby too...is just ridonkulous.

When I was pissed at my brother i just didnt call him for a while. Why not try moving out of the house first? Damn, thats cold.
Jack, are you renting out rooms? I hear Ji Min needs a place to stay.

Dee said...

Dru + The Crucifix = Dr. Pepper All Over The Computer Screen, son.