Y&R - Wednesday - Pack Your Secret Penis...

We're Goin' Tah Chinatown!

Ashley is very, very stupid. It'll be a cold day in hell before I let my brother make me leave town because he's not so nice. The reasons for her exit couldn't be any flimsier or less livedehtsikcaJ-centric (thanks Bill C!).

Jack is evil? I sure wouldn't have known if the ultimate evil hadn't made it abundantly clear today. Thanks, Glo, you're top notch! If your lady business wasn't full of barbwire, a suspicious odor and meth I would totally ask you to bear my children, you're just that special.

Brad: We're going into hiding.
Me: YAY!
MamaBrad: No, no, I'm too old!
Me: BOO!
Brad: But--
Me: YAY?
MamaBrad: Oy, no, oy.
Me: BOOOOOOOOOOOO!

This is why I hate old people. If you're so goddamn old why don't you just stop? Being old. Alright, that argument has fallen apart. My point is that I hate all old people on this show not named Katherine.

Speaking of Katherine, wow were their scenes badly written but damn do Jess and Jeanne bring the *~*~*~Magic~*~*~*. Jill's ice cold stares, Kay's freaking out, that's all them. Fuck the story, they're what you tune in for. Thanks ladies but bringing the *~*~*~Magic~*~*~* back.

I know this would have been better suited for Tuesday's show but sometimes inspiration doesn't hit you until a day later.

Sure, unbridled hatred isn't what we're supposed to take from their scenes but it sure is fun when we do.