Y&R - Friday - Most. Boring. Porn. Ever.
Porn, porn, porn, porn, porn, porny, porn, porn. Porn.
That should get us a few hits.
So Amber's in the business of making the dullest porn in the history of porn? "Oooh, this is my baby voice, I'm gonna walk around my grandma bed and prance and preen and reek of genital warts. Oooh, baby, baby, oooh, baby, baby." You are no Salt-N-Pepa (and Spinderella), Amber Whoore.
"Nothing comes between me and my Valtrex. Except penises."
Hey, I'm not nasty, they put porn in my show (all up in my show), blame them.
And is Nick now officially mentally handicapped? Because what man associates bathing his infant daughter with fucking his wife in the tub? Yeah, I used to think they'd do it on Cassie's grave but I now realize they'd do it on Summer's too. God, they're sexy. Sex-ay.
Porn, porn, porn, porn, porn, porn, porn, PORNO, PORNOS, PORN, PORN, Poooorn!
PORN!
And one last one.
POOOORN!!!!!!
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7 comments:
Porno for Pyros!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I dunno Darn. I can't take this anymore. I watch on occasion to laugh at the ridiculousness of it all, but now....can they get anymore lame and well.... nasty? Skuppet porn? Ewww! Way to ruin Daniel and make me throw up in the process Latham. Sick woman!
I'm so glad I stopped watching this show.
I think there needs to be a help line or something during Y&R. It's hard watching this shit at work and not being able to explain to my bosses why I want to throw things at the television.
Nick's Daughter & Vicki's Daughter = Summer's Eve.
I'm sure Amber could use some of that right about now.
Skuppet porn? Ewww! Way to ruin Daniel and make me throw up in the process Latham. Sick woman!
Seriously. Jim Henson should sue. This shit ain't right.
And I just want to clarify that I'm not completely ignorant, I'm sure Amber's "home video" consisted of more than her babbling, I'm sure she stuck various blunt objects into her...ear. Or elsewhere.
That's why I hate this show, now I have to entertain these thoughts. The idea of Amber doing anything at all already skeeves me out, now I have to imagine her doing THAT. Thanks, Y&R, you suck.
I cracked up like a loon at that "porn". It was like a Porn Parody. Like a MadTV sketch with Nicole Sullivan as Skuppet.
"I like long walks on the beach, and making up the bed. And shoes. I like sensitive guys, and shoes! And dusting."
I'm skeeved imagining what was in the Members Only area that made Daniel jump like that. I bet it was Phyllick doing it in Summer's crib. Gah, those two are just horrifying now.
Phyllis spent all day being a sarcastic bitch to anyone and everyone, but Nick mentions sex while bathing the baby and she's back to wrinkling her nose and giggling.
Although when she said to him "You have such a one track mind" I choose to believe that she realized that to get the Newman name she is now stuck with the Newman's greatest embarrassment. Ha! Take THAT!
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