GH - Monday - IT'S AN INTERNET WAR YALLS

OMG Alcazar and Ric have taken over the Internets! Sonny and Jason and their black friend have to stop them!!111oneONEpublicenemyONE What a load of shit. I'm sure Jason and Sonny are all over that sophisticated programming language.

10 PRINT "General Hospital";
20 INPUT "Is Genie Francis on today?"; A
30 IF (A="Y") THEN GOTO 80
40 IF (A="N") THEN GOTO 90
50 INPUT "jason says killric"
Syntax error.
60 INPUT "kjill alczare"
Syntax error.
70 INPUT "shootalzacar"
80 RUN
90 SHOW SUCKS DONKEY COCK = END

I'm a dick, angel! A huge, sick, selfish dick! Mmm, I like this pole.