Y&R - Tuesday - Whore Vs Whore
Y&R inspired me in so many ways today. Well, a few ways. Two ways. Two. But still inspirational!
In the spirit of fairness, although I am unapologetically a Jackboy (sorry), I decided to create some campaign buttons for both candidates, ENJOY!
And because Nikki's hair brought absolute, unadulterate, mind-tingling, loins gasping, thighs sweltering joy to millions I give you...a dialogue:
Darn: Oh, hai thur, ho thur Nikki!
Nikki: Hi Darn! Smooches!
D: Nikki, baby, papa starvin'!
N: Oh my poor baby, I can help!
D: Oh-Emm-Gee, thank you babe!
N: Not a problem, darlin'!
D: Now you know I can't have this without some coffee!
N: Who loves you?
D: You do! Okay, I don't mean to sound ungrateful but cruellers aren't my faves--
N: Sounds like a job for Nikki!
D: Oh...wow. You're amazing. Yum-o!
[munch, munch, munch]
D: Hey, got anymore pastries?
D: I said PASTRIES, woman!
N: Hey, I had a spare. [shrug]
6 comments:
*M-U-E-R-T-E*
No need to apologize for being a Jackboy, so am I! Well, I guess I would be a Jackgirl?
Thank you, Darn, for putting my mind at ease! I was wondering why the hell I suddenly felt hungry when Nikki and her Hair popped up onscreen.
Now can you make up a placard or whatever it's called that we can wave around as we chant We Want Jill Min! We Want Jill Min! ;0)
I am so glad you spoke about that hair! For real!
How can Nikki reply with that eclair in her mouth?
Seriously, I think I'm off my diet now. I caught myself sleepwalking/sleep ordering a muffin at Dunkin Donuts. It was like I woke up from a trance with the sweet treat in my hand already!
I've seen some elaborate styles on soaps, but this one was a masterpiece.
Daytime Emmy just for that!
Bravo, Darn. BraVO. My favorite picture is the one with just the donut and the coffee cups.
Adorable!
Maybe that thing on top of Nikki's head yesterday was actually a condom dispenser. Maybe she pulled it out of the closet from her days working the poles ... or was it polls? Hmmm.
OH, DEAR LAWD!! SWEET JESUS!!!!
What the frak is that on top of Nikki's head?
I'm sorry to tell you Darn, but those weren't pastries that Nikki was feeding you. Let me tell you a little something about the "birds and the bees".... LOL!
"Mommy! Mommy! I wanna a Jaggabbott campaign button! It will be perfect with my livedehtsikcaJ t-shirt. Oh, and get me a Janie doll, too!"
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