Feb 13, 2007

Y&R - Monday - In Four Minutes

Okay, it's four minutes until American Idol and I'm watching The Young and the Restless on Fast Forward, it's an experiment, go with it.

Here we go, oh hell, these motherfuckers, hey Phyllis--Nick--Victoria and Brad! Suck it, I ain't mentioning y'all again.

Is Kevin talking to the poli--

Oh, Korbel has a dry erase board! Dry erase boards are fun!

Colleen's neckline is pluuuuuuuunging. McTittles has a riiiiiiiival. I like vooooowels.

Maggie's ready for her sex change operation! Oops, wrong soap!

Wait, Victor--Nikki...

Gloria talking to Bardwell...if I cared about you, Willy, I'd warn you that she's deranged and hungry but since I don't. Eh.

Oh, it's ovah. Playtime is O-VER. Does anyone else remember that?

That was actually two minutes, I didn't realized my fast forward was so...fast. Sorry for this subpar (yeah, I have a par, fuck you) entry, I just don't...care? Yeah. I'll do better tomorrow. Or the day after. Or whenever (that's for the captain).

6 comments:

Kia said...

The only Playtime is Over is remember is Immature. And that's actually Playtyme is Over.

Darn said...

Naw, not Immature, it was the end of a TV show. Can't remember which one, I'm not even sure if it's exactly "Playtime is over." I just remember the "over" being said in a weirdly robotic/deep voice.

love da blog said...

Dude, I constantly watch Y&R on FF. LOL

Is it just me or does Colleen where the same clothes everyday?

Korbel - ooo...he really IS a bad guy. I see a kidnapping of Colleen and an another "I told you so" from Brad in our future.

smartyshorts said...

Colleen does have on the same-ish clothes everyday. Poor girl. Show some of that creamy skin, or the killer rack!
Darn you've got me beat for FF time. I clocked in at about 6 minutes.
And if you're watching American idol...get your fine ass on AIM so we can chat about it. Twopaichat.
You bring your Thighs of Doom, i'll shine up the old Reliquary and we'll drink some cherry wine, Uh Huh.

Darn said...

love da blog, I gotta tell you, you have the best damn name ever.

And Colleen totally wearing the same clothes. It's just one solid earth color: mud.

And if you're watching American idol...get your fine ass on AIM so we can chat about it. Twopaichat.
You bring your Thighs of Doom, i'll shine up the old Reliquary and we'll drink some cherry wine, Uh Huh.


No one ever tells me anything! I'll be there tonight, hopefully, and the thighs will be with me. Never leave hom without 'em!

love da blog said...

Thanks Darn
I used to sign off as "steph" but "love da blog" just compliments straight out so I can move on to my opinions, LOL

Speaking of which - Victoria...oy vey. Brad is one breath away from doing Sharon again.