Oct 24, 2006

Y&R - Tuesday - Dollyhoodrat



Oh Day-day, Imma miss yooooou, gurl.

Meet me on the trail, it's going down. Meet in the mall, it's going down. Meet me in the boardroom, it's going down. Professionalism in Genoa City runs rampant!

This whole Carmen Messed Up story has had two bright spots, Dru and Lily going all Crazy Black Woman on little Miss Delicate ("I'm so scared but I'll fight you, please don't hit, come on, hit me, I dare you! Ow!"). Normally I'd be all "God, can we stop with the crazy black chick stereotype? Please?" but honestly, I'm just glad that their ignorant ramblings are fun and funny and more enjoyable than all the other shite going down.

Next Week on The Young And The Restless: Nick and Phyllis honeymoon in Dollywood. The other guests question their class. Also, rollercoasters are now safe for the incubated.



"YEEEEEHAW!"

Shut the fuck up and SITTHEFUCKDOWN! What a trippy, stupid wedding. And it went off with "funny" hitches and Southern stereotypes, HOW IS THAT NOT FUNNY? Laugh, damn you! Phyllis is. That baby is gonna be born with hiccups.

I love that D.A. Will Bartlett has nothing better to do than visit Carmen at Newman, like he's her personal attorney. Which this seems more like, like a civil suit or something. I mean, 2 to 8 years? For giving the woman a fucking noogie? Shit, I should get a life sentence.

Michael...needs to stop calling that...child...Fenmore. It just sounds weird! Call him Finn or call him Premature Soap Infant #12,987. But no more Fenmore. Shouldn't Michael worry that Phyllis isn't Phyllis and that Sheila is Phyllis? Oh, right, he's dumb now. Forgot.



Lily: Bitch say what?
Carmen: What?
Lily: Thought so.

OH, I'm gonna miss you.

11 comments:

books said...

I will miss this Lily also.
Philck makes me sick. If Phyllis tucks her hair behind her ears one more time...

Kaboom said...

I tried to sit through the Yee Haw wedding hijinks but couldn't, I ended up FF'ing them. Ugh.

Davetta will be missed. I literally sit in dread every day wondering if today will be the day that DS disappears and CK pops up. Fuck you, LML.

smartyshorts said...

It's like a weird horror movie. you know something scary is going to happen, you even sort of know when. But you still flinch and maybe throw up a little in your mouth when it does happen. I hope to see Davetta in some hollywood blockbuster real soon.

Meanwhile, down on the farm, nothing hapened. or something happened but it was so fucking stupid it cancelled itself out. What was the point of the hayseed wedding again? oh thats right, no fucking point at all.

I want to bitch slap neil. Why is he all indignant with carmen? he put on his cabana wear and went over to her place with what we all read as the intention of serving her his own personal brand of decaf latte, and WOULD have if his WIFE hadn't come home early. But now he's acting like Carmen just made up some shit. I know he's apparently what Dru wants and she loves him and all, but that Fool Gotsta GO.

jcleopatra said...

Wow Darn..You're hilarious. Oh...how I will miss Davetta. I acually have no interest in the show now that she is gone, but I will keep track of what's going on through your blog. Really, I think you are the best thing about Y&R.

Darn said...

Sorry for being less than diligent in my response to everybody's comments. Life is nuts, I worked for like 13 hours, I've got school, my internet was down and is now just SLOW AS HELL. And of course Y&R isn't exactly inspiring, I'm not like TWOP, I don't feed off of awful, I need some good to great mixed in there...anyway...

Really, I think you are the best thing about Y&R.

You are too sweet. And absolutely right. Modest? Me? The hell?

Kidding! This blog would be a lot more timely and a heckuva lot better if Y&R was better. Siiiiiiiiigh.

Philck makes me sick. If Phyllis tucks her hair behind her ears one more time...

For real. Invest in a comb, heffa.

I want to bitch slap neil. Why is he all indignant with carmen? he put on his cabana wear and went over to her place with what we all read as the intention of serving her his own personal brand of decaf latte, and WOULD have if his WIFE hadn't come home early. But now he's acting like Carmen just made up some shit. I know he's apparently what Dru wants and she loves him and all, but that Fool Gotsta GO.

smarty, I've decided, you will bear all my future non-existent children. Just a heads up!

Davetta will be missed. I literally sit in dread every day wondering if today will be the day that DS disappears and CK pops up. Fuck you, LML.

UGH. I am so angry and disappointed, WHO WAS CLAMORING FOR HER RETURN? AND WHERE CAN I FIND THEM? AND HOW CAN I KILL THEM WITHOUT LEAVING ANY EVIDENCE OF WHAT I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE DONE?!

jfdb said...

WHO WAS CLAMORING FOR HER RETURN?IT MAKES ME SICK!! I'M SPEAKING IN CONSTANT 'YELL.' ARGH.

Seriously, Davetta somehow created this goodness in the show (for me). Elevating the material and making it fun to watch regardless. Just like how my favorite psycho bitch Phyllis used to. It's all gone straight to hell now.

Also? Thank God for you Darn, mentioning this Fenmore abomination. That is just wrong. Go with Bubba over Fenmore people! Dear GOD in Heaven! [/KC]

smartyshorts said...

Darn Aw, thanks. I would love to have your imaginary babies. We'll name it Darnyshorts. Or Smartydarn. Or Fenmore. Just kidding! I wouldn't name the dog of some bitch who was pushing up on my man, Fenmore. Feh.
Sounds like a kid even Noah Newman could get all gangsta on.

Why do people hire Michael? He always tells them to shut their jabbering pie holes, and they never do.
I just can't forgive Neil. possibly because he hasn't done even PONE thing to warrant even considering forgiveness. I'm mad about the whole Winters' story because of CK. It's all her fault Dru was wearing a mopcap(?) for days. Its her fault Olivia and Nate won't come back. It's her DumbAss fault that Dru is being PROSECUTED for a crime that would involve a fine and community serice at MOST. Even the Reliquary is her fault. How, you ask? Because I said so.

Anonymous said...

Hi. I love reading your blog, saw this on the ABC board, and thought I'd pass it on to you since you love DOOL also. Re: Davetta, 'I was over at SOC and someone posted that Davetta is reading for a role on Days and that the new head writer Hogan Shaffer is interested in her and supposedly has something in mind for her.

If she does get the job I hope she has a clause put in her contract that allows her to do outside gigs without having to wait a year which is what her contract with Y&R said.'

Ronda said...

!!!

I hope that's true! I need Davetta back in my TV liiiiife. Oh yeah, for those of you living in fear, supposedly CK makes her return on Nov. 7th.
*kicks TIIC at Y&R*

arugula said...

Hi! I have been away a looong time. What is this shit I'm reading about CK coming back as Lily? Please say it's all a mistake. I will absolutely hate the Winters all over again if that happens. Davetta has been awesome! What happened?!

jcleopatra said...

Okay..who am I going to have to kill to right this horrific Lily switch? I thought I would be able to get through this day (Davetta's last airdate) in one piece, but now I seriously want to hurt someone. Seriously, CK, MG, LML, that damn reliquary, whoever, watch your back, because if I find out you did anything to hurt Dee, I'm coming for you, hell..I would come for you anyway. Do not get into a car without checking the backseat, do not trust your fastfood, or ever leave your drink alone, just a warning....

JUST KIDDING...gotta say that because I know the legal lines are grey when it comes to the net LOL, but yeah I'm pissed.