Sep 21, 2006

Y&R - Bark Kent

Who's the best dog in the whole wide world? Who's the best dog? You are! Yesyouare!

Well-behaved house dog for the CEO for a conglomerate Zap Pato was just another pup trying to make ends meet UNTIL one day his owner got very ill and a long dormant ability of his came to light! With this power revealed Zap saw his chance to help human and canine-kind alike, he’d use his newly gained seizure sniffing prowess to save the kindly old businessmen of the world. But to protect his identity he needed a code-name and a costume, with some quick thinking and the help of Miguel Zap Pato became...

Zapato!: SuperPup

Superheight: 2' 3"
Superweight: 70 lbs
Supersize (for the bitches out there): 4”
Superpower: Seizure sniffin’!
Superquote: “Lassie? Female. Did them, there were like 10. Rin tin tin? Female. Did her. Twice. Benji? Did him. Don’t wanna talk about it.”

4 comments:

Darn said...

This is just me fooling around so be kind.

smartyshorts said...

holy Crap, I laughed so hard i think I wet myself.
Darn's Superpower: Cutting to the Motherfucking CHASE.
Put that shit on a cape.

Dee said...

ROFL@Zap Pato. You are so special. So, So, Soooo special.








PS: Hecuba? STILL laughin, yo. Still laughin.

Kaboom said...

LOL You are too much, Darn. :0)

I agree, Dee, the Hecuba comment was Genius!