PRE-PRE-PRE DAYTIME EMMYS PRE-SHOW (prior to the pre show)

2:30 AM:

Darn: Wakes ups hos.

jase: You know what's sick? XBox 360 has all the characters for Ultimate Alliance except the PSP ones I like, Genis-Vell, Black Widow, Ronin, etc. AIN'T RIGHT.

jase: JUST PUT EM ALL ON ONE.

Darn: INORITE?

jase: NONARI

jase: brb

Darn: OKIES.

jase: K see now...now I have to go buy a mop, gloves and such at 3 AM. And then kill myself. plzskooz

Darn: What?

jase: PLUMBING BITCH.

Darn: Oh, I figured sex games.

jase: I NEED THEM TO TO SLAY A DRAGON FOR MY MAGICAL QUEST, WHATCHU THANK?

Darn: HEY YOU NEVER KNOW!

Darn: What happened?

jase: JUST DON'T.

jase: I'll be lucky to get home from Duane Reade across the street w/o rape-murder.

jase: Then comes the fun part.

Darn: Wait, the rape/murder isn't the fun part?

jase: Well, that was a terrible experience.

jase: I had enough paper towels to not have to go across the street for a mop, at least this time.

jase: Paper towels and Ajax.

Darn: TMI.

jase: Oh please, you don't know.

Darn: Then what occurred?

jase: That's between me and the plumbing. Stop talking crazy about things you can't understand, Darn.

Darn: I like that it's an "occurance" now. Haha, j/k

jase: The Bay Ridge Occurence.

jase: Starring Valerie Bertinelli. A Lifetime Original Movie.

Darn: Okay, going to bed.

jase: Oh fuck you.

jase: Mr. Wake Jason's Ass Up Anytime He Likes.

Darn: Tomorrow, 9PM, BE THERE.

Darn: Haha, love you.

jase: TOMORROW?

Darn: Yes, WTF? Tomorrow.

Darn: Today, whatever.

jase: I thought it was next month!

jase: The Daytime Emmys!

Darn: No! June 15th!

jase: Alright, alright.

Darn: As in 9PM TODAY.

Darn: Oh my god, you are dense.

jase: Well, again, computer in new living room now so I'll go off of just sound half the time.

jase: I really need to get a TV in here.

jase: Oy.

Darn: Oh you suck.

jase: I TOLD YOU ABOUT THE TV SITCH A WEEK AGO!

Darn: Drag the TV in there, do something.

jase: You fucker.

Darn: I cannot believe this shit.

jase: This is real adult life, with an apt that costs too much, the TV needs to be in there.

jase: I just blog off sound half the time or I watch, then blog.

Darn: I'm gonna be mocking outfits and you're gonna be what, LISTENING TO THE RUSTLE OF THE CLOTHING?

jase: I'll still be blogging! I'll just...listen and/or go back and forth a lot.

jase: I had this discussion and CLEARLY SOMEONE WAS NOT PAYING ATTENTION.

Darn: YOU DID NOT!

jase: I told you a week ago! In email!

Darn: Stop being a goddamn liar, liar.

Darn: NO, YOU DIDN'T.

jase: "Hmm, Jason's words mean nothing, won't read them!"

jase: Yes, I did! You limey bastard.

jase: I knew this would come! The tears and betrayal.

jase: I will see if there is any live video for the show tomorrow, but I will have to make do as I can tomorrow night. It should be all right, just a bitch for me.

Darn: I don't know how you stand with all those lies in your head toppling you head over with all the lies.

jase: Nice.

Darn: And true.

jase: No.

Darn: Fine, whatever, we'll play 3 blind mice.

jase: Oh fuck you, I have a damn television.

jase: It's a few steps away.

jase: Okay, several steps.

Darn: What, you're gonna use your fucking peripheral? Zimmer's gonna look thin to you? Hate you.

jase: I will watch goddamnit. You didn't know today, you won't know then!

Darn: HAHA, shut up.

Darn: Fine, okay, lie to me and say you moved the TV and I'd NEVAH KNOW.

Darn: Use your lies for good.

jase: You didn't know today though I tol yo azz.

jase: Ooh, I think they may actually stream it, would be nice.

Darn: Sigh. You've ruined everything.

jase: OH JESUS.

Darn: HOW WILL I SLEEP NOW?

jase: PLEASE.

jase: It will be fine.

Darn: Tossing and turning and FAILING.

Darn: It'd better be.

Darn: I have cousins.

jase: Or what, you'll beat me? Like Bing Crosby's children? Sack of oranges, no bruise?

Darn: In NY.

Darn: Raping cousins.

Darn: I kid.

jase: And that's also the name of your dishpan band.

jase: Darn & the Rapin' Cousins.

Darn: That's funny for like 30 seconds and then I'm just grossing myself out.

Darn: Okay, off to bed, really.

jase: Put up a little bumper ad for our live blogging on the blog, donkeypunch.

Darn: Yoooou.

jase: And, and tell SON.

jase: No, you, I'm busy.

jase: I have to find a job and pay the rahnt.

Darn: No, you.

Darn: I have to sleep and I'm out ALL DAY.

jase: My shit is laggy over here, do it.

Darn: Just...do it.

jase: Oh, nevermind.

Darn: Jesus.

Darn: TY.

jase: FU.

Darn: Aww, love you too.

Darn: Goodnight.

jase: Rot in hell, cockula.

Darn: Ooooooooooh.