Jul 12, 2006

Y&R - As Exciting as Sand




Dru: Oh hell no, that little bitch did not!
Me: Oh. Yes. She. Did.
Dru: Did--did she just? Did--you saw what she did there? You saw that, right? She just--ooooooh. Breathe. Dru? Breathe.
Me: Saw it! Wrote it down!
Dru: Where's my sneakers? Find me my sneakers!
Me: Catch!
Dru: My doo rag?
Me: Got it!
Dru: Vaseline?
Me: Check!
Dru: Ticket to Genoa City?
Me: Uh--uh, they want you to go to Prague.
Dru: Prague?! Mother--uh-huh, not gonna work! Not gonna work! Did that toothy bitch co-sign this?
Me: Yep! You want I should cut her?
Dru: You mean you didn't already?
Me: Getting right on that!

Did Victoria even have a purpose today? She flounced from scene to scene and just bugged the shit out of everybody. It was bizarre. Nice that Nick told her he loves Phyllis but what was the point if we didn't get her reaction?

It's not Casual Wednesday, Neil

Neil is like the dad down the street who suddenly decides he's gonna wear baggy jeans hanging around his ass, a sideways visor and buys rims for his mini-van. It's not cute, it doesn't look right and is down right disturbing. If you didn't try so hard, Neil, we wouldn't notice how lame you usually are.

And Carmen and her manipulations (and WTF was that? Uh, why? Really why?) are not gonna make him any less lame. Dru is the paparika to his uh, sand? Sure, sand! Why not? Who wants to season with sand? No one.

How does one respond to their mom being a skanky ho? Usually they don't or if they do they do it spectacularly, Daniel however handled it quite well. Good for him.

Okay, you guys Jack's "After all this time a child could actually bring Phyllis and me back together. Amazing." That was for US! I love you, scriptwriter!

But the Jack/Phyllis scenes infuriated me and I can't discuss it. No, don't look at me! I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT!

My shipperheart has broken into tiny tiny pieces.

Holdme.

Cradleme.

9 comments:

Arugula said...

Neil looked ridiculous today. Were those sunglasses hanging from his acid washed jeans pocket? WTF?

demig said...

Darn, I hope cut that toothy, bitch, cut her. I got a shive if you want to use it too.

Pandora said...

And how does Noah deal with HIS mom being a skanky ho? He beats up his little friend in the park for pointing out the awful, awful truth! Bwahahahaha!

smartyshorts said...

Did I see Neil Strike a Mother Fucking POSE when he got off the elevator? Just stop in the hallway and gaze into the middle distance like a Catalog Boy?
Him fiddling with his cuffs was akin to Popping his Damned COLLAR.
I swear, I don't know why this infuriates me so, but it DOES.
I wouldn't suggest trying to cut Victoothy, only because you'd have to be too close to her and might get a limb or digit bitten clean off. Just throw a heavy object at the dizzy bitch's head.

Arugula said...

He WAS striking a pose, smartyshorts, and it was gross!

Hey, Y&R and EB made the CNN entertainment news!
http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/TV/07/13/tv.ericbraeden.ap/index.html

crc said...

Carmen is a manipulative skank ho! Come to think of it, a lot of the ladies are turning into skanky sluts. Phyllis, Sharon, Victoothia... Maybe it's a good think Dru is out of town right now. She should stay away until they spray some decontaminate, because Genoa City is being plagued by a bad case of skankaritis!

Darn said...

And what is the cure for skankaritis? Douching? Oh, that's nasty. Let me stop. Sorry, ladies.

Darn, I hope cut that toothy, bitch, cut her. I got a shive if you want to use it too.

Same fucking wavelength,Demig. But I'm gonna spork the bitch, spork and twist! Spork and twist!

Hehe, pandora.

Did I see Neil Strike a Mother Fucking POSE when he got off the elevator? Just stop in the hallway and gaze into the middle distance like a Catalog Boy?

Such an awful dorky move, smartshorts. No one's taking your picture Neil! Sit down! Jesus, can't even take the man out in public.

Thanks for the article, Arugula, it's nice seeing Y&R get some mainstream publicity from this.

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