Jul 11, 2006

Y&R - Red-Headed Babies (EEEEE!!!)

Sharon: I'M THE BIGGER PERSON, PHYLLIS, SEE ME BE THE BIGGER PERSON, PHYLLIS, BIGGER THAN YOU BUT NOT FATTER THAN YOU, OH, I'M SORRY THAT'S JUST YOUR BIG FAT PREGNANT BELLY FULL OF MY HUSBAND'S BABY! BUT GO, NICK, GO SEE YOUR MISTRESS, I DON'T CARE! Lalala!

But let's back up here, Shiny McBitchface, let's take a moment to assess your duel histories. Phyllis, sure she can be annoying, she's a firecracker, she's got a past but you know what she has yet to do? Try to murder you. Cameron Kirsten, remember him? He of the drunk quasi-rape and fake death and "I cracked a wine bottle over his head and oh noes, he's gone and died, y'all, I'll just drop his ass behind a dumpster! That'll work! And then in a few months I'll return and HE'LL STILL BE THERE! And then, and then I'll lose him and Larry will find him and oh shit, I can't desribe this story anymore, my brain is malfunctioning! What does "malfunctioning" mean?!"? That one. He tried to kill you and your husband. So no clapping for you "getting over" Nick's betrayal. Oh and you abandoned your kids too. Just a reminder.


"I remember that shit. Hmmm, Phyllis, I woulda hit that.
In the face.
I'm evil."

Colleen could get a run in her stocking and I bet she'd find some way to blame him. I did like he pointed "Ew" when Kevin and Jana were doing their weird back and forth flirting. We were all thinking it.

Oh, lord, Phyllis, stop it. Stop all this martyr shit. It doesn't suit you. It ruins you. Leave the sobbing to Sharon.

Michael and Phyllis talking about their babies never fails to make me go EEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Carmen is quite the little ho, ain't she? First she sleeps with Jack in the fucking breakroom ("Who spilled cream all over the table? Tastes like bleach.") and now she's daydreaming of Neil. What are they doing with this character?

When does Dru come back? Seriously, Victoria Rowell, the beautiful, the talented, the magnificent Victoria Rowell, return to meeeeee!




"Soon, baby, soon."
"I love it when you call me Big Poppa."
"I said "baby", not "Big Poppa.""
"I love it when you call me Big Poppa."
"I--oh nevermind. Big Poppa."
"Siiiiiiiiigh."

7 comments:

lizzbert said...

Oh. My. God! You're really sussing out the Sharon subtext. I wish you were writing for the show. :)

crc said...

Dru is mine, Darn. All mine!

Darn said...

I will cut you if you come near MyDru!

Oh. My. God! You're really sussing out the Sharon subtext.
You are too kind with the "subtext" talk, there's text but no sub. Sharon is the most obvious obvious that ever obvioused.

Anonymous said...

BRING IT!

You can have Sharon...it shouldn't be too hard to hit that. LOL!

crc said...

^That's from me.

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