Jul 20, 2006

Y&R - Thursday - The Busted and The Bodacious

Sharon: Oh Brad, uh uh, oooooh Brad!
Brad: Sha-sha-sharon!
Sharon: No, no, Brad, we--yes! YES! BRAD!
Brad: Sharon!
[[[CLANG CLANG CLANG]]]



Brad and Sharon commence their love making as Nick looks on.

That was a very good ending it must be said. I expected Phyllis to catch them but having Nick catch them instead? Jumps over so many plot contrivances (such as Phyllis not telling him and keeping it secret to "Protect Nick and Sharon's marriage", thank GOD they didn't do that shit) and one can't help but be thankful for that.

I hope Nick gets more angry for Victoria than he does for himself, his WIFE is screwing his SISTER'S HUSBAND. It's NASTY.

And oh, God, that bitch did not lose her balance over hearing that Nick is the father. Get a grip, woman! For God's sake.

Oh look Neil, it's a professional minority female (Brad's Asian banker)! Maybe you and she could share a milkshake at the local diner! Two straws! One drink! Live dangerously.

I dunno, that basketball scene between Neil and Carmen feels like it's been in at least 2 dozen other movies and TV shows. The man sexily teaches the woman how to sexily play basketball and it's all sexy. It's really not.

BACK LIKE HOT FIRE:
THE RETURN OF

DRUCILLA BARBER WINTERS

GENOA CITY HAS NEVER LOOKED BETTER!

Also, HATS! CRAZY ASS HATS! You were missed.



Dru: Hi Daddy, I'm home!
Me: Ohh, baby, baby! Hiii, mami!
[hugs, kiss, kiss]
Dru: So, how ya been?
Me: Your husband plus skank equals me unhappy. And bored out of my brain, can't you get your man some Ginkgo biloba?
Dru: I know what I can give little miss mamacita, a can of whupass!
Me: Now on sale, only $9.95! Money back guarantee!

5 comments:

Roger said...

Darn, you so funny! Ok, and the picture of the Cylon and the Stormtrooper? Priceless!

Arugula said...

"I dunno, that basketball scene between Neil and Carmen feels like it's been in at least 2 dozen other movies and TV shows. The man sexily teaches the woman how to sexily play basketball and it's all sexy. It's really not."

WORD. It is NOT. I'm sick of the "Let's play basketball and get all sexy cuz we've got this damn set and we have to make USE OF IT! And then we'll have some male bonding here too, cuz that would be fun." Yuck (with the one exception of the Nick and Michael scene there). Destroy the set. Please. And have Paul and Neil and Brad all sitting on the bench when the whole thing comes crashing down, and have it destroy all of them together.

smartyshorts said...

At least it's not sexy SEXY pool. That would put the cliche meter over the top. Although I'm sure that by the fall Crimson Lights will have a cuple of pool tables. Now I've said it out loud, the evil will manifest.
I give them credit for the Sexy Telescope. But unless Nick can be shirtless while doing it, I don't want to see it.

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