Y&R - Monday - Imma get chu! Ooooh!
Abby: AHHHHHHHHH!
ClackClackNarmFace: What's--whirrrrrrr-wrong?
Abby: Victor just stuck his hand in the fire!
Victor: NonoAbbyIdidnotdoitonpurpose!
Abby: Yes you did! Why did you do that?!
CCNF: I'm sure it was an accident, Abby.
Abby: The fuck it was! He just stuck his hands into the fire!
Victor: AbbyohnonoIamfine!
Abby: Wha--where am I? WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE? HIS HAND IS STILL ON FIRE!
CCNF: Oh Gawd, dad!
Victor: I am fine! Itsbutaslightflame!
Abby: OH SNAP, ZAPATOJUSTBITOFFHISLEG!
Victor: Oh, poo poo, Ididnotneeditanyway!
Look at Daniel and Kevin, recounting the whole Alex mess, like little Exposition Fairies. Apropo I must say.
I think Neil, Carmen, Phyllis and Jack just took the fastest elevator in creation. From senior level offices to the parking garage in 10 seconds flat! Woo!
Jack and Phyllis Flashbacks, STOP RIPPING MY HEART APART! IT HURTS WHEN YOU DO THAT!
I hate psychics in popular media, it's such shlockly, predictable, pandering crap. Ooooh, dark things are ahead for Kevin. Well, I predict that within the next day I'm gonna take a crap, maybe I'm psychic too! It's gonna be a moody, threatening and eerie one too. And probably dark. Did I just turn you off? I did, didn't I? No, no, wait, don't go. I promise no more talk of my future bowel movements.
Aw, girls, girls, I love you (well, I love Lily, I tolerate you Colleen and don't you forget it. Also, less mumus in your summerwear draw, for God's sake your barely 20) but a cameraphone isn't gonna fight off a gun.
Neil: I'm doing it!
Carmen: Do it!
Neil: I am doing it!
Carmen: Do it! Do it!
Neil: Done!
Carmen: This is insanity, Neil! ABSOLUTE INSANITY!
Neil: I know! There's a first time for everything! I am giddy with anticipation!
[Neil chooses strawberry milk over chocolate in the commissary]
Daniel is clearly being blackmailed by Michael Jackson.
7 comments:
Abby screaming that Victor did it on purpose was quite hilarious. I bought that whole scenario, though. Especially in the hospital room.
I'm rooting for Jack & Phyllis too. I loath who's the daddy storylines, but damnit, I want Jack & Phil to spawn some kid who will grow up to be a thorn in Noah Newman's side! Oh, and while I'm wishing for things that won't happen, can I ask that David Tom & Original!Mac return de-cousined? Pretty please? Loved them way back when.
Uh. The word is jamon.
God.
The Abby scene was so funny because she was screaming more like she was having fun -- like on a roller coaster -- than like she was horrified.
The tarot card reader was dope. I had to FF through that. I have to FF through all Carmen scenes. I just can't take her and her fake lips.
And I see how tolerable Dru makes Neil. Without Dru around, I have to FF him, too.
Darn, you make otherwise ordinary scenes seem extraordinary! Keep it up!
Darn, I need to ask you a question. Is there anyway I can email you?
My e-mail is DarnHeroic@aol.com
Abby screaming that Victor did it on purpose was quite hilarious. I bought that whole scenario, though. Especially in the hospital room.
I agree, I bought it, I bet my niece would talk to me like a dumby if I did something so stupid.
Oh, and while I'm wishing for things that won't happen, can I ask that David Tom & Original!Mac return de-cousined? Pretty please? Loved them way back when.
I hate to admit but Mac and Billy are why I started watching this show. Their story was classic.
And I see how tolerable Dru makes Neil. Without Dru around, I have to FF him, too.
Just...word all over the place. Thursday can't come quick enough.
Darn, you make otherwise ordinary scenes seem extraordinary! Keep it up!
Awww, come on! Thanks!
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