Jun 19, 2006

Y&R - Monday : Clack Cluck Fuck


BradLEE, why won't you make love to me? I don't understand! Just--just put it in. Just the tip.


Sweetie, I look too cute for all that. Sorries!

Here are the number of people who give a flying liver-spotted Merry-Go-Round Circle Jerk Kool Mo Dee Bat Mitzvah deep-fried fuck about Brad's past:



But wait, Brad's Italian? Huh. Still don't care.

No more internet stories, Y&R. They're insulting tothe intergrity of the characters, the loyal viewers and most especially the talented people make this soap come to life. Sad sad Jill. Wha happened? WHA HAPPENED to that fiery creature that kicked ass and took names and then kicked ass and fucked a stepson or to? What in the holy hell happened to that righteous bitch? We want her back.

Poor John, not even jail could save him from the natterings of his children or the clucking of his wife.


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They're taking away his bedsheets as we speak.

3 comments:

smartyshorts said...

Holy Crap, that ClackClack is scary and funny. And mostly scary. I sort of wet myself but I'm not sure if it was fear or mirth.

Darn said...

Firth? No, wait.

That shit scared me too and I put it together. I just scroll pass the pic really fast. It's like fastforwarding for the internet.

crc@SON said...

Clack Clack! LOL! I'm gonna have nightmares. And I'm a man, so you can just imagine. LOL!

And The Bobble-head aka Chicken-head aka Skin Cream Killer needs to STFU!