Y&R - RIP The Swoosh: 1989-2006
As we celebrate our last day to bask in the glory of The Swoosh I offer a tribute:
The Many Many MANY Hairstyles of
Jack Abbott
Jack Abbott
"Darn, no, no, don't, you're too kind!"
"Jack, Jack, I think we both know what you mean to me."
"Oh fine, fine, just--go ahead! I am so embarassed!"
Jack circa 1982 - "I believe I was fucking Jill and whatwashername, Pam? Paula? Penelope? No, way off! Haha!"
Jack circa 1985 - "You know what they say, 'If you got it flaunt it, boy I know what you want it, while I turn around you watch me check up on it!'"
Jack circa 1991 - "This is when I was with Nikki, she brought out the rustic side of me! I mean, look at my hair, it's going the other way! I was a completely new man. And I look fabulous in denim if I do say so myself. And I do. Say so myself."
Jack circa 1997 - "My God, I do intense so fucking well. But I have to tell you Darn my hair hasn't changed that--"
"Jack, Jack, shhhhh. Who loves ya, babe?"
"Darn does."
"What was that?"
"Darn does!"
"Damn right."
9 comments:
What a lovely and loving tribute to The Swoosh. Yay! What a treat!
Oh Darn- you are a freaking GENIUS. Love it.
Hee hee! Next can we have a tribute to The Mustache? And after that, Dru's Hats??
Darn, you are just as precious as pie :)
I like Pandora's ideas for more tributes. Other requests!
-Jill's necklaces
-The Many Wives of TGVN
-The evolution of Michael Baldwin from evil criminal to stand-up husband and friend
This is hilarious! Love it.
Oh, more tributes are coming (and I'm keeping your suggestions because they are awesome). I'm gonna space them out a bit but I already have one planned for Victor.
Thanks is not enough for this tribute. I feel like making an altar to The Swoosh and leaving it oranges and coins and burning incense once a day.
-Atomica
Who--who told you about the oranges? Oh wait, you mean you. I would never do that myself. That's crazy...crazy. I would never--
*SOB* Holdme.
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