Y&R - Wednesday - Like Gum Under Her Stilletos
OH, OH, OH, SNAP!
"This is about Project Stay Away From My Husband! "
"Oh, what is this about, what is this about?" [as she maniacally fans herself (Where is FAN?!)]
"Don't make me pull out an afro puff!"
Oh Carmen, Carmie, Carm, sweetie, you don't know, do you? You don't even know. And that is the tragedy. 
This is Dru
Neil, if you don't want to be with Dru, DON'T BE WITH DRU, you Punk Ass Passive-Aggressive Mealy Mouthed Bitch. She can do better and you won't and shouldn't and never can and never will and I hate you. Eat it.
Phyllis: I've brought sandwiches!
Did you bring your spine? Or do women simply lose them when thrusted by that Newman rod? Why don't you just put on some fucking pearls and a sun dress?
Hey, what the fuck is wrong with Noah's head? Where's Tails? What's goin' on, LilBastard? Did Miguel attack you with the weed whacker? Can't blame him.
Oh yeah, Gloria, Kevin and Jana were on. Gloria was doing some insanely stupid, Kevin was letting her and Jana was British. And the wonderful guy holding JT and Sharon hostage (thus keeping them off our screens, love that guy) sounds British as well. COULD THERE BE A CONNECTION?!