Aug 21, 2006

Y&R - Oh Crap on a Cracker

TWOP is down for the whole FUCKING DAY. Sonuvabitch. I blame Glark. Or Zapato!!!

Or the server. Whatevers.

If anyone wants to discuss it here, feel free. I'll start! I hope today involves a lot of "Shut up, Gloria" and "Die, you psychotic chop shop." But that's just me.

19 comments:

smartyshorts said...

Oh Darn. Hold me. I feel so alone. Its cold here.

I FINALLY watched Friday's episode. I saved it til I was off work so I wouldn't have to rush through and...I.....Oh JACK! Everyone was right. Jack(PB's) face. oh God, it tore me apart.

And seriously...shut the FUCK up Gloria. I'll take a full day of Whorequin over this twitchy old clown. I thought her head was going to swivel off her turkey neck. The seven kercheifs tied around your wattle isn't hiding a damn thing!

Phylick works better when it's Hot Secret jungle Bangin. Happy families...not so much. But that's all i can say about that.

As for today. Wheeling out a dead body into a main hallway? Of all the shitty malpractical things GC Memorial does, this one has to top them all. Were they going to ride down the main elevator with it, maybe with Phylick fresh from their ultrasound squeezed in there too? Dear GOD in Heaven, that had to be the worst thing I ever saw. And completely unnecessary to the story. I guess I should be happy they didn't drop the body on the fucking floor.

Dily! Yay!
Fan! Whoo Hoo!
Dru's hat...Booooo.


On a side note, does Neil EVER wear a suit to the office anymore? I can understand dressing down every once in a while when you don't have meetings. But does he have to dress like he works in the mail room EVERY day?
Shut the FUCK UP Neil and your stupid snide comments about betraying trust and shit. He makes me positively murderous sometimes.

So...too much? I miss the boards.

Darn said...

NEVER TOO MUCH! I love you to pieces, smarty. I do I do.

The seven kercheifs tied around your wattle isn't hiding a damn thing!

How else is the old biddy to cover up the fact that she's Dracula's bride? If you can't see the puncture wounds we'll never know!

Fan is back? Can I get a "Fuck yeah!"?

Speaking of Phylick, anyone else expecting them to do the dirty on John's corpse? Classy, Classy, Classy!

Neil is...backwards. You see if Neil wanted to protest the establishment he wouldn't do a Black Power sign at the Olympics, he'd...make lemon squares and kindly ask the committee to be nicer. His form of dressing down is a sweater vest and slacks. Oooooh, Neil, I'M SCURRED! You're a veritable bad boy, the Fonz has got nothing on you!

Kaboom said...

Hi, guys! I miss the boards too, I'm just thankful Darn has offered us refuge here. :0)

I went home for lunch and just had to see Y&R, if only for a minute. Was...was that Fan that was with Dru? Is she really back?? Squeal!

Darn said...

KABOOM! Where were you when JT, Sharon, Paul and Brad needed to be blown up?

Fan is back on contract, hell yes!

Dee said...

FAN is back ya'll!!!!Celebrate, we must!

Kaboom said...

"KABOOM! Where were you when JT, Sharon, Paul and Brad needed to be blown up?"

Oh believe me, I was wanting it to happen as badly as you. lol I would include Glo as well. We could have Zapato place his precious widdle paw down on the detonator. With Fan back the show should dump the 5 of them and give Fan the extra money she deserves. ;0)

Pandora said...

Dru, Dru, Dru. Fan? Happy. Head scarf under newsboy cap? Sad. One head gear at a time, babe.

Gloria? You are one cold-hearted bitch. Yes, you LOST YOUR HUUUUUSBAAAAAAND, but Jack? Lost his FATHER. I know you don't really identify, having sprung fully formed from tar pit, but try.

Bitch.

Bradbot and Victoothy mystify me. Why do they insist on staying married? It's like they're punishing themselves for some horrible crime. Life in the ClackClack prison, no parole.

Darn said...

We could have Zapato place his precious widdle paw down on the detonator. With Fan back the show should dump the 5 of them and give Fan the extra money she deserves.

This is what I'm sayin'! And just so everyone knows, Zapato is the show's ghostwriter until we can get a new headwriter.

Gloria? You are one cold-hearted bitch. Yes, you LOST YOUR HUUUUUSBAAAAAAND, but Jack? Lost his FATHER. I know you don't really identify, having sprung fully formed from tar pit, but try.

LOL! Whatta bitch.

Celebrate, we must!

I want Dru to use Fan! to slap the shit out of Carmen and Neil. Just...slap, slap!

Dee said...

I want Dru to use Fan! to slap the shit out of Carmen and Neil. Just...slap, slap!

Word. And Phyllis too. She deserves it. Giggly heffa.

Dee said...

I want Dru to use Fan! to slap the shit out of Carmen and Neil. Just...slap, slap!

Word. And Phyllis too. She deserves it. Giggly heffa.

Darn said...

Oh, Dee, "Giggly heffa" is my new favorite phrase.

kel said...

Ah, well, I'll be the lone voice that loved Nick and Phyllis today. :) I'm used to it.

Also! Daniel/Lily breadbasket cuteness and FAN!

Maybe Sharon's headed down the path to alcholism. Wouldn't that be fun? Just me?

smartyshorts said...

I'm going to try to use "Giggly Heffa" in at least one conversation a day for the next forever.

Do the writers realize what a whining shitty little pisstard they've turned Neil into? I think even Carmen is trying to get away from him now.

ClackClackNarmFace, I will call her by her real name if she puts Beorge's nuts in a vice and SQUEEEEEZES! Oy!

Yes, the day has come when I want Gloria to shut the FUCK up even MORE than I want Sharon to shut the FUCK up. And that's a whole lotta shuttin the FUCK up.
I didn't think she could get any more hateful than actually...you know...KILLING someone. But now she's trying to accuse Jack of KILLING his Father! I loved his smackdown of that life-free bitch.
Although I wanted him to throw a chair at her. But I'm sure she'd have found a way to have Jack in jail during his Father's funeral if he did that. So I guess he's a better man than I would be in that situatin. If she was really Dracula's Bride he'd have killed the bitch for reals by now.

Dee said...

Oh, Dee, "Giggly heffa" is my new favorite phrase.

Thank ya! *curtsey* Lovin the avatar too, BTW. Zapato Lovers 4ever!!!!!!

Ah, well, I'll be the lone voice that loved Nick and Phyllis today. :) I'm used to it.

I liked them too. Tacky elation & all.

Maybe Sharon's headed down the path to alcholism. Wouldn't that be fun? Just me?

Oh no. The last thing Y&R needs is another alcoholic. At this point GC has enough former drunks to populate a whole AA chapter of their own. lol

kel said...

Oh no. The last thing Y&R needs is another alcoholic. At this point GC has enough former drunks to populate a whole AA chapter of their own. lol

Too true, but if she gets all drunked out, maybe Neil could be her sponsor. And then we'll see how much Dru likes Sharon.

I still think Sharon and Dru are one bottle of tequila away from The L Word. And that makes me sad...for Dru.

kia said...

Yay, Darn!

Why did Sharon look like she was wearing some sleepwear to Lily's dinner? And where was that? I don't think it was at the club, but the spot they used to use a lot. Where everything's outside.

Oh, Daily. Come back to me. You sparkle when you're together. Positively sparkle.

I like Kevin and Ashley. I really do. I think they vibed well in the hospital. I'd like to see them become more brotherly/sisterly.

Yuck to Colleen and JT. "I don't know what I want JT. I just want you to make me feel good." What is this, Moster's Ball?

Dee said...

Too true, but if she gets all drunked out, maybe Neil could be her sponsor. And then we'll see how much Dru likes Sharon.

Hee. It wouldn't exactly be out of character for Sharon to mack on one of her friend's husband's either. lol

I still think Sharon and Dru are one bottle of tequila away from The L Word. And that makes me sad...for Dru.

Yes! And it'd make Phyllis insanely jealous. Loves it!!

kel said...

And where was that? I don't think it was at the club, but the spot they used to use a lot. Where everything's outside.

That was Yves' Bistro. I expect we'll see it a bunch for like...a week. They don't put up sets for nothing, ya know?

Darn said...

Well, TWOP is back. Dammit. This was fun though! Thanks guys! You rock forever and always.