Aug 21, 2006

Y&R - Oh Crap on a Cracker

TWOP is down for the whole FUCKING DAY. Sonuvabitch. I blame Glark. Or Zapato!!!

Or the server. Whatevers.

If anyone wants to discuss it here, feel free. I'll start! I hope today involves a lot of "Shut up, Gloria" and "Die, you psychotic chop shop." But that's just me.

14 comments:

Darn said...

NEVER TOO MUCH! I love you to pieces, smarty. I do I do.

The seven kercheifs tied around your wattle isn't hiding a damn thing!

How else is the old biddy to cover up the fact that she's Dracula's bride? If you can't see the puncture wounds we'll never know!

Fan is back? Can I get a "Fuck yeah!"?

Speaking of Phylick, anyone else expecting them to do the dirty on John's corpse? Classy, Classy, Classy!

Neil is...backwards. You see if Neil wanted to protest the establishment he wouldn't do a Black Power sign at the Olympics, he'd...make lemon squares and kindly ask the committee to be nicer. His form of dressing down is a sweater vest and slacks. Oooooh, Neil, I'M SCURRED! You're a veritable bad boy, the Fonz has got nothing on you!

Anonymous said...

Hi, guys! I miss the boards too, I'm just thankful Darn has offered us refuge here. :0)

I went home for lunch and just had to see Y&R, if only for a minute. Was...was that Fan that was with Dru? Is she really back?? Squeal!

Darn said...

KABOOM! Where were you when JT, Sharon, Paul and Brad needed to be blown up?

Fan is back on contract, hell yes!

Anonymous said...

FAN is back ya'll!!!!Celebrate, we must!

Anonymous said...

"KABOOM! Where were you when JT, Sharon, Paul and Brad needed to be blown up?"

Oh believe me, I was wanting it to happen as badly as you. lol I would include Glo as well. We could have Zapato place his precious widdle paw down on the detonator. With Fan back the show should dump the 5 of them and give Fan the extra money she deserves. ;0)

Pandora said...

Dru, Dru, Dru. Fan? Happy. Head scarf under newsboy cap? Sad. One head gear at a time, babe.

Gloria? You are one cold-hearted bitch. Yes, you LOST YOUR HUUUUUSBAAAAAAND, but Jack? Lost his FATHER. I know you don't really identify, having sprung fully formed from tar pit, but try.

Bitch.

Bradbot and Victoothy mystify me. Why do they insist on staying married? It's like they're punishing themselves for some horrible crime. Life in the ClackClack prison, no parole.

Anonymous said...

I want Dru to use Fan! to slap the shit out of Carmen and Neil. Just...slap, slap!

Word. And Phyllis too. She deserves it. Giggly heffa.

Anonymous said...

I want Dru to use Fan! to slap the shit out of Carmen and Neil. Just...slap, slap!

Word. And Phyllis too. She deserves it. Giggly heffa.

Darn said...

Oh, Dee, "Giggly heffa" is my new favorite phrase.

smartyshorts said...

I'm going to try to use "Giggly Heffa" in at least one conversation a day for the next forever.

Do the writers realize what a whining shitty little pisstard they've turned Neil into? I think even Carmen is trying to get away from him now.

ClackClackNarmFace, I will call her by her real name if she puts Beorge's nuts in a vice and SQUEEEEEZES! Oy!

Yes, the day has come when I want Gloria to shut the FUCK up even MORE than I want Sharon to shut the FUCK up. And that's a whole lotta shuttin the FUCK up.
I didn't think she could get any more hateful than actually...you know...KILLING someone. But now she's trying to accuse Jack of KILLING his Father! I loved his smackdown of that life-free bitch.
Although I wanted him to throw a chair at her. But I'm sure she'd have found a way to have Jack in jail during his Father's funeral if he did that. So I guess he's a better man than I would be in that situatin. If she was really Dracula's Bride he'd have killed the bitch for reals by now.

Anonymous said...

Oh, Dee, "Giggly heffa" is my new favorite phrase.

Thank ya! *curtsey* Lovin the avatar too, BTW. Zapato Lovers 4ever!!!!!!

Ah, well, I'll be the lone voice that loved Nick and Phyllis today. :) I'm used to it.

I liked them too. Tacky elation & all.

Maybe Sharon's headed down the path to alcholism. Wouldn't that be fun? Just me?

Oh no. The last thing Y&R needs is another alcoholic. At this point GC has enough former drunks to populate a whole AA chapter of their own. lol

Anonymous said...

Yay, Darn!

Why did Sharon look like she was wearing some sleepwear to Lily's dinner? And where was that? I don't think it was at the club, but the spot they used to use a lot. Where everything's outside.

Oh, Daily. Come back to me. You sparkle when you're together. Positively sparkle.

I like Kevin and Ashley. I really do. I think they vibed well in the hospital. I'd like to see them become more brotherly/sisterly.

Yuck to Colleen and JT. "I don't know what I want JT. I just want you to make me feel good." What is this, Moster's Ball?

Anonymous said...

Too true, but if she gets all drunked out, maybe Neil could be her sponsor. And then we'll see how much Dru likes Sharon.

Hee. It wouldn't exactly be out of character for Sharon to mack on one of her friend's husband's either. lol

I still think Sharon and Dru are one bottle of tequila away from The L Word. And that makes me sad...for Dru.

Yes! And it'd make Phyllis insanely jealous. Loves it!!

Darn said...

Well, TWOP is back. Dammit. This was fun though! Thanks guys! You rock forever and always.